have i cheated and invoked college hoops and michigan’s two national titles (‘89 and ‘26) just to try and offer an original slant? guilty, but unbowed #charitibundibowl #edsbs

i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess

So what other sports is Ohio State gonna watch traditional basement dwellers pass them in

hear em out

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok

Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

old town road revival szn?????

Happy retirement, sir

we call the basketball player michael j jordan now

javier bardem, come in here for a big smooch buddy

Paper Route Frank on X: "Wut da hell is dis shit I'm hearin bout Korea" / X Wut da hell is dis shit I'm hearin bout Korea

x.com/YoungDolph/s...

An e-card that reads, "People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups."

Happy tyrant assassination day!

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You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.

You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

that said, this is still the best piece of advice

I think Adam Silver did the right thing, a valuable institution like Magic City shouldn’t have to deal with the cultural baggage of the Hawks

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

finally a deep historical exploration of “did the Spirit Cave Man EVEN lift?” - looking forward to s2!

worst part of folk fest is/was their monopoly on being the beer provider

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

The whole Trump administration is just rooting around in complicated systems - regional balances of power, state legitimacy, funding for global health - and ripping wires out, and they've frankly been lucky that they've ripped out so many wires without electrocuting themselves. Won't last forever.

It’s interesting to observe that when a US president, no matter how evil, dies, the journalistic convention is to strike a somber and respectful tone of loss, but when a foreign leader is killed by us it can be played purely as a story of geostrategy with no obligatory pseudo-sadness whatsoever.

bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?