The Dodgers still don’t care about bikes. I think I’m going to start carrying a printed copy of the parking map that shows bike racks and point out that they’re missing.

Back on this bullshit again?

A Dictator Goes to South America - Part II

Needed a union crew

Infrastructure week already?

Their holograms definitely have

Trump’s address to the nation tonight was a waste of time. No new information was given to us.

What the fuck is this old man mumbling about?

The clown is gonna go missing sometime this Friday, making us all think it happened, only to return on Sunday and the evangelicals will consider it a sign.

Clayton Kershaw working for NBC is the first time he's been open to being represented by acronyms and a rainbow

screaming possum wearing a dodgers hat

IT’S TIME FOR 162 PANIC ATTACKS AND SHITTING ON DAVE PUTTING IN TREINEN UNTIL OCTOBER

When I used to sneak into USH Theme Park during my lunch break.

Ah yes. He spoke to the 45th president about this matter.

Officially watched my first #F1 race live. Don't quite understand it all, but learning more about this sport.

“Secretary of Defense….”

Oopsie.

When AMC Theatres started their premium ad spot, I started “booing” it at the end of the ad.

Typically this gets a few chuckles.

Last night, it was an ad for Claude AI.

The audience joined the booing and added “fuck AI”.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

okay you know what, after seeing some of the things he said at the state of the union i really don't think i'll be voting for donald trump a 4th time

RIP Duvall

More like olliPOOP!

McDonalds' McRib sandwich, which was first introduced in 1981, 22 years before the establishment of ICE

Exhibit 10: The McRib (est. 1981) is twenty-two years older than ICE

Every time I hear this joke, I always remember the final punch line “he scares me”.

When I started riding 3 years ago, it made me a better driver. Though the majority of my commutes are by car, I relish those days I can ride my bike.

Try removing the one on Pennsylvania Ave? Or South Ocean Blvd?

If only we’d found the pee pee tape

You know when the Monoply Game is back at McDonald’s when this is one order.

How long until Waymo riders start reporting their vehicle “colliding” with a stopped, ajar, unoccupied Waymo vehicle?

My early morning departure from Strasbourg was a bit Hitchcockian.

“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”

-Noir Santa