Claude hasn’t figured that one out yet.

+1 Miller’s Crossing reference.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLÄTTER

Not everyone in PR wants that whereas I think most of DC does.

Going to have We Just Disagree in my head all day.

Oops! All shits.

We had a tramampoline go airborne years ago during a normal storm. I was impressed with how far it flew.

Same.

Fuck AI.

(Did that help?)

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35 years (yes, 35 years) is enough time to pass before making jokes about the most misleading movie trailer and poster to ever exist.

Only if you are Macaulay Culkin in My Girl.

Johnny Suede - Nick Cave and Brad Pitt scene YouTube video by crithon

Whenever life gets to me I remember that 1991 gave us this gem with Brad Pitt and Nick Cave in giant pompadours.

There was a place near me that made a chili kulcha that would come in, beat up your dog and then come back the next day for the cat.

That’s too sane.

It had been a while since I’ve seen Dr. Pleather’s name in the news. It was nice.

We’ve got a new VP who is trying to whip a dysfunctional division into shape by solely beating on us. I have at least 3 people asking me for frequent status updates and I’ve got junior people who need to just listen to me and not ask their buddy what they should be doing.

Apparently the closest shop to me is in WV. I’m going to have to travel to boycott this shit.

Work used to just crush my soul, now I find it just makes me angry and gives me horrible headaches. At least I can retire in 2/5/10 years. Maybe.

He kept his underwear on!

A chewy ad for sildenafil

This FB ad raises more questions than it answers.

A sea lion in a Zodiac.

In the Galapagos, a sea lion kept napping in one of our Zodiacs.

I think Robin Ince would agree.

He thought that was a good picture of his Christian Slater as old sot face eh?

Pol Pot would’ve written him a nice letter.

Welcome back my friends
To the job that never ends
You’re so sad you could attend
Die inside die inside

And I’m mad J isn’t Jolene.

Hurricane Dolly could never hurt us.

Somewhere I’ve got the Skyrim version. Thin-ass paper but somehow weighs a ton.

Adullting tonight ( aka work massive headache)