love your snakes <3

Built to smelt doggies.

Considering certain past remarks…

My partner has said the same thing in the past

Happy birthday <3 I hope it’s a great one!

It’s a little kiss for a big hyena

Pinning you down with my muzzle and slobbering all over you again and again and again and…

I like to think that micros could sizzle away to little more than chyme in seconds when swallowed by a beast so much larger than them. Hundreds of lives smelted down so and snuffed out so quickly without a single thought.

Very normal about the huge looming paws, and the gaping maw, and the ability to thunder down a block it would take you five minutes to run down in only a few seconds…

Just think about how many micros could vanish down it without even making a dent in that midsection

A macro feral hyena with blue hair and brown fur viewed from a low frontal angle, maw open wide. He's looking over a blue fox wearing a hoodie who is desperately running away. The. surrounding city shows clear signs of damage from the rampage.

Since it’s now Macro March, it seems like an awesome opportunity to post this art I got from @themikefox.bsky.social of a large feral hyena enjoying some time in the city! I love having a romp around. Just look at that fox run :3

Could I really be blamed?

Considering what is likely about to happen, it is for you…

You can be very polite when your life is on the line! It’s cute

I like it when you finally give up though

what a pity

Hey doggie, let me help put you to sleep <3

Industrial prey blender

were there six or seven handfuls of snacks?

Crush in throat <3

Flattered! And I cannot! Perhaps theory should be put into practice at some point

Interesting >:3

A DAG, just like you! With the right accent.

😵➡😣➡😖➡🥴➡🫠➡☠

I agree, I agree! Everyone should see what your life was mulched down for

Instagram filters deleting the weight you added to my gut and thighs

curious!

Guess it is now time to configure voresky hahahah. I find it an interesting take on the set-up compared to Gulpr. Main differences in mind: simultaneously more freeform but also more prescriptive in setting up the paths ahead-of-time, and less of a visual view of who’s around, which was fun.

Let’s see, if I defeat you three times, I get:

1 Bay Leaf
20g Bacon
10ml Red Wine

Well, there’s a total of 126.625% here, so I assume I roll each separately…

I need to roll a lot of d100s now