Amazing effort. True class my man.

Me: Hey! I'm hungry. Let's go grab some lunch.
Tiger Woods: Me too. I'll drive.
Me: Hey man, I'm not hungry.

How long has "drain this slide" been around in presentations. Heard it twice from two different people today. Never heard it before. It will no doubt annoy the shit out of me for the next three years.

NBA votes to explore possible Sonics return Wednesday's NBA vote brings the league closer than it has ever been to returning to Seattle since the departure of the Sonics to Oklahoma City in 2008.

Seattle getting edged by the NBA for 15 years. Stern and Silver... not enjoyable TBH.

"The NBA... gave the go-ahead for... Adam Silver to begin holding formal talks with prospective ownership groups in Seattle and Las Vegas, with the possibility of adding two expansion franchises..."

Without hesitation, John Cena comes off stage to hug a fan battling cancer and offer him some words of encouragement.

Your reminder that John Cena holds the record for granting the most wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation by a considerable margin.

I am Spartacus!

From the gang that couldn't spell strait:

when you get bounced in the first round by a 13 seed

Expecting momma to gently pick up the leaf and show Lance it's OK.

...

DAMN!

Waiting for your eventual post.

Wore a non-ironic Ollie North shirt when I was 16. I was, in fact, an idiot.

Salt Bae shit right there. The fuck you doing dillweed?

As a fellow air traveller today, if this man exists, I simultaneously thank him for his service and wish for him to go fuck himself. 🫡🖕🏼

Judge called him, "...an excellent alpinist..." I tend to disagree.

I think this is part of my generation's confusion about AI.

We were raised on a culture that warned about these dangers repeatedly -- from WarGames to the Terminator films to the Matrix, and countless other dystopian futures in between -- and now those cautionary tales are being celebrated.

A gold painted statue of Donald Trump laying on its back. The statue is inexplicably named "Don Colossus". The perspective in the image is from the feet looking directly up Trump's golden pant legs towards his golden beclothed gooch. The artist proudly holds the statue's extended hand and admires his work.

mmmm.... the Golden Bonch.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/t...

It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

You all started it and we fucking finished it.

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"

25 jelly bellies on a tabletop. 5 of them are black licorice. 3 are cotton candy. 1 buttered popcorn. 1 bubble gum. The rest don't matter.

Honestly, the best random assortment of Jelly Belly's anyone could hope for at the end of the bag.

Mark it as a good day Donny!

Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported YouTube video by Ben Palmer

Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.

6 years old.

She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.

Garrett Graff Statement to Illinois Accountability Commission RE: DHS anti-Americanism (1-30-2026) YouTube video by Rob Lach

Excellent and important presentation on the dangers of ICE and CBP to our country by Garrett Graff. He states that the US Border Patrol and CBP are the most corrupt and unaccountable agencies in federal law enforcement. youtu.be/R2s15Uc_tok?...

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Learning US history didn't make me hate white people. It made me hate racists. I feel like if you've got some sort of personal shame, you haven't fully committed to destroying white supremacy.

Old Norm Charlton with a white van dyke beard in a Cincinnati Reds jersey over a checkered collared shirt.

Norm Peterson (played by George Wendt) at the end of the bar in Cheers with a mug of half-finished beer.

Protester with a sign that reads, "NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL".

Inside you there are three Norms...

An epidemic!

Cartel de los Soles is Grunge Speak with more serious consequences.

House Republicans Buried the Jack Smith Transcript on New Year’s Eve. I Read It So You Don’t Have To. 12 takeaways from Smith's closed-door testimony

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Mainland is OK in town. Island is having issues...