@remedygames.com Please please PLEASE can you either sell me prints of the posters in Darling's office or let me have images of them so I can print them myself (for my own use) pleeeeeeeease

Not sure that's necessary. I'm happy with the size of UK bread tbh.

I swear to god if you ever want to experience true blood boiling heart attack inducing rage, call the Virgin Media customer service line and try and get through to an operator.

Updated Chrome. Update finally irreversably removed uBlock Origin. I tried using The Internet without it and within 5 minutes I was installing Firefox.

I just found something worse than stepping on an upturned plug.

Stepping on an upturned headphone jack.

Big milestone today

Visited a stately home after playing 25 hours of Blue Prince and you can't convince me these aren't puzzles

Europe: There are 25 frames per second.

America: There are 30 frames per second, apart from the first second of every minute, in which there are 28 frames, unless the minute is a multiple of 10, in which case the first second of that minute still has 30 frames.

Show me a less informative headline

Applying suncream. In April. In the United Kingdom. On my birthday weekend. Perfect.

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com I've been with my ISP for over 5 years now and with various price rises over the years I'm now paying over £75/month. The problem is, they're the only ISP in my area that provide the speeds I need. How do I renegotiate this, given I can't leave them?

7 Chicken Kickers. Serves 2

Does it bollocks

Love No Man's Sky but seriously absolutely fucking FUCK fishing in expeditions

Only Connect drinking game: Drink whenever the Tea Totallers captain touches his glasses

First work trip out here a couple of years ago I was taken to this restaurant without realising it was FLYNN'S BLOODY ARCADE from Tron

Back in my day (lol) the go-to response to "x told me to do it" was "If x told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?", to which the answer was obviously "No".

These days... I'm not so sure.

Bingeable shows for a long plane ride please. Faves include: Lost, Fringe, West Wing, Star Trek Next Gen, Brooklyn 99, The Good Place.

Uh oh. Just launched Gubbins for the first time in a while and there's one of those Accept Cookies dialogs without a Reject All button. Oh well, time to uninstall.

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Worlds Part II Update - No Man's Sky ...

Holy fuck this is basically a whole new game www.nomanssky.com/worlds-part-...

Been looking forward to this one for a while! First playthrough of Astro Bot starts now!

twitch.tv/tombacons

Freddie's gonna cry at the round table when Leanne reveals Charlotte knew she had the shield.

Who's idea was it to bring back Atlaspheres but NOT pad the floor? It's atlaspheres on ice #gladiators

Do y'all not have extension cords over there?

My problem with foreign language media is that I need to actually look at it most of the time, so I can't be doing something on my phone or my laptop, which means my hands are empty, which means I'm more likely to eat.

So that's my problem with foreign language media. It makes me fat.

This is a cute rural town, let me look in the window of this antique shop. Oh, a gollywog. Of course.

Meanwhile, Star Trek Next Gen fans are shitting themselves

Yes I'm 35. Yes I'm still going to take a load of dirty laundry to my parents for Christmas to do it there.

Big day

Realised it yesterday. R2-D2 has Sweep energy.