This 52 year old woman still hurts boys the old fashioned way

"oooh its the humidity" yeah man those balls you have foggin all the situation up is what

i often see a guy or two say "Id like to see an european WALK for an hour on a 95 day" and like bro thats like what. 35 Celsius. thats like a normal summer day what are we doing man

from time to time americans like to pretend there's no temperatures above 90 in europe

good morning sage how's the move going :3

shoot me a 20 bucks ill buy tomodachi and we'll forever be friends ill put you in ill make you tongue kiss your fav

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we're all putting in our reports about it

*hornier than anyone has ever been voice* it was contempt for the medium all along

giving my girl reverse CBT putting her in the prone hold whenever she tries masking too hard

this one is making me emotional

you were ??????

im somewhat flattered but also you are currently plunging the knife into me

girls love being part of the problem and acting like its my fault that im getting cut open

I'd start a knife collection but knowing the type of women I let in my house it couldn't possibly end well for me

well thats just part of my charm and mystery ain't it

is the sun shining radiant over there today too :)

a lot of childhood shows would have been leagues better if those young protagonist boys had been transgender women. walk with me here: Ben 10 -> Tyna 10. Jake Long could've been Jane Long. Ash Ketchum could've just kept her name even!

gomn sagy :)

trying hard to get into pokemon tcg but every time they hurt my little card guys i get sad and quit

feeling gorgeous and radiant today but the pfp ive got on discord genuinely making me evil and apathetic like the only job i have in life is to put out cigarette butts under my heel

Fond of that little rock guy from movies ive been seeing around. it makes me feel maternal

getting scared is the whole point girlies

that pretty much covers my bill. if i go and make a ludicrous series of trades with the apple pie

sometimes i cant feel my wings and i get scared but then i remember that i like getting scared so it all works out really

does anyone want to finance a delicious delicious treat for me tonight

blocks with my big cool boot

the fig wasp is a fascinating creature i hope in some life i get to both be born of and die in a yummy yummy fig

testing a variety of bases, acids and otherwise precarious and slimy substances on a wide range of girls. for effects and the like