A pair of Sennheiser HD 25 DJ headphones with cat ears attached

In that case, there is always Plan B (Plan beep).

They do work, after all, and not just light up :)

🤩 rubber+vinyl set would make a great livestream, too. Needs fingerless gloves, though.

Dang. I still got my trance vinyl from the 90s but no euro dance. Discogs, heere I goo.

Repost with your first crush

Shame that the voice amplifier for the MSA doesn't come with a HexCorp logo on it.

They produce actual steel balls in there.

Fellow Germans: if you too are shocked and dismayed by the escalation of violence on the side of Trump and Netanyahu, here is one thing you can do: send (a variation of) this letter to the federal government and/or your local representative: pastebin.com/y1UVWGLj

(Reposts are appreciated)

A manual rangefinder, pre-focussed to the desired distance and, hey presto, the perfect street photography point and shoot.

Never mind, unlike last time, it was only nutella floating through space, not number two.

Zis German drone approves of ze properly explained joke, ja.

Old ladies are still just girls, with shitty ankles and creaking joints. Yey for the old ladies!

Zis is what you get for surfing ze German internet, ja?

Don't start flying ze European Airbus, it's presumably German made auto pilot even insults ze the pilots.

I love girl shaped rubber coated entities 💖💖💖

Anyone remember "Insanity Prawn Boy"? 🦐

I fear it shaped my brain to a considerable extent.

Surely the badger was way earlier, 2002-2004.

Frantically dialling. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. B.....

I am a dog woman and I still go to raves dressed like a slut to suck girls dicks and finger dudes cunts in dark rooms, the idea you have to stop having fun once you hit your thirties is the most doomer shit imaginable. It is also, thankfully, false.

Pants? Overrated in doggo fashion anyway.

1869 :: This one has been infected with an adenovirus. Full system wipe may be required.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Getting the extra license class might just be easier than finding a parking space for the baby.

I'm drooling!

And since my license from the 90s still included class 3 (now C1 and C1E) I believe I may drive them up to 7.5 or 12 tons.

New life goal unlocked!

I also took you for a Unimog type of person.

But, crikey, was she wrong about that facial hair. ☺️

You could have cool trans friends but you chose to cling to a bad children’s book series instead.

I took this to look up 'filling a prescription' and til that you actually get an individual container filled for you at the pharmacy. 🤯
Here in Euroland they just stock ready made boxes of 10, 20, etc. pills coming from the manufacturers and your prescription will just get you some at any pharmacy.

Support Kenzie Zero You can support me meeting my basic expenses; bills, travel for interviews, HRT, food

I was hoping to not have to spin this up again for a while, but getting fired (possibly for being trans) has forced my hand.

I am job hunting already, but there's going to be a regular ask until I am employed again

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We'll manage and can ignore posts that are not our cup of tea.

We need to be spatiallyflexible :-/