Reached for comment, the cow simply replied, "This is some me shit."

With great mustache comes great irresponsibility.

What are the odds Hegseth and Patel lobbied Trump to buy Spirit Airlines because they thought it was a booze delivery service?

I have endowed a trust fund to pay an intern to watch this after my own death.

It's a very low price to pay for achieving an agreement not signed by a black president though.

CNN is a total clown show. Jennings literally espouses every bad faith argument EVERY time.

I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken YouTube video by LateGreatSanders

The opening statement from Patel.

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🚨 TRUTH 🚨 Don’t forget—TOMORROW starts the new rule from Facebook (they call it Meta now—very fancy name, not so fancy behavior!) where they can use your photos. Not good! Deadline is TODAY!!! I DO NOT authorize META, Facebook, or ANY entity associated with them to use my photos, my information, my messages, or my posts—PAST or FUTURE. Total control, folks! With this statement, I notify Facebook that it is STRICTLY PROHIBITED to disclose, copy, distribute, or take ANY action against me based on this profile or its contents. Violations of privacy may be punishable by law—VERY serious stuff. Here’s how to do it (very simple, very easy): Hold your finger anywhere in this post and click “copy.” Then go to your page—“What’s on your mind?”—tap, paste, and you’re DONE. This upgrades the system—believe me! Hold your finger, click “copy,” go to your page, create a new post, and paste it in. This will bypass the system… many people are saying it! He who does nothing consents—don’t be weak! According to 60 Minutes (you’ve heard of it!), a lawyer advised posting this. If you don’t publish a statement, they say it means you allow your data to be used. Not happening! I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. Stay smart. Stay strong.

We're approaching the singularity ...

"That's what you got???" LOL

"TRUMP" is so f'ing weird.

Is that Lou Dobbs?

I'd like to see you become a complete shill for the burgeoning "male disenhancement industry." Dicks have become simply too unwieldy, erections too massive and testosterone - like my rent - is simply TOO DAMN HIGH. Help save America's men from their own poor decision making.

Probably picked up Tuberville's ears during low earth orbit.

Probably need to check the tariff shelf. Has anybody tried that?

"I, too, teleported into a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia."

"If high gas prices and dead soldiers are the only price we have to pay to draft a new deal with Iran, one not signed by a smug black president, then sign me up Maria."

I'll drink to that.

Deranged Narcissist narcissisting. Nothing more.

Hard to see him behind the chair.

Sunday School perfect attendance pins

As a young man, I attended the southern baptist church every Sunday for 13 consecutive years. I did it because I wanted others to see me there ... it wasn't about being devout, it was a contest to see who was more committed. That is West Texas and many other parts of the south.

People are saying it's 1000%.

Oy weights

I'd argue what Mike Johnson really wants is for the pope to stay out of religion.

He probably had it aftermarket downgraded to a four.

Tom, I am begging you to recreate this photo with the plate "WAR PROF"

Trump: Too bad, suckers, I'm holding a Strait!

Turns over "3 6 8 J 4"

Karoline Leavitt: "Awesome hand, Sir. You're so brilliant"

Pete Hegseth: "That's the most Goddamm powerful hand I've ever seen, Sir"

Lindsay Graham: "Oh, what I'd do for a hand like that."

Mike Johnson: "I can't see it."

Concepts of a Blockcade

"As Vicarius Christi, you should, you know, like, stay in your lane, bro."

It just proves that Republican and Democratic Leadership can work together if they choose to

"Turn off the switch hun, the internet is done now."