Helping me “lund-erstand”

First time meeting in playoffs since 2001?

Clavicular manslaughter

Those guys have been watching awful goaltending for years. Wedgewood must seem like Hasek to them.

Cocoon looking ass

Two goalies four skaters. Bold plan.

They can Gilgo fuck themselves

Better be water under that bridge.

Slight dig at Conan calling him “kind of famous”

The rescue boat approaching, lifting a submerged tree. Suddenly, a hatch opens and Iwo Jima style, the boat crew bends the top of the tree inside. The crew turns to camera, and in unison say “Did I do that?”

Or Van Morrison’s ‘Brown Eyed Girl’!

Holy nutcracker

When I listen to Scott, Connor, and Sprague talk about The Next Karate Kid and about being Nextheads, I have no desire to watch the film. I am fully satisfied in knowing that someone is keeping Colonel Dugan in the public consciousness (whoever that is).

New Wedgewood mask

#GoAvsGo

Shouldn’t it be “kart-centric”?

Memphis Kansas Breeze sing their hits on Comedy Bang Bang YouTube video by Earwolf

🎵Honk Honk Truck’s Birthday🎵

Also, got the job after giving Huberdeau a $10.5 AAV contract, crippling a franchise.

shit crew

I blame the 1996 Ford Taurus

Cops had no chance against anyone except their own wives.

This sounded like a J-Kwon lyric when I read it to myself.

Professional as in smear all over Rake Yohn during the production of Jackass

He talked Ape Escape for three hours with the DF Retro guys and it was enthralling.

My wife (who watches very little hockey) was laughing at that play.