Sisyphus had it pretty easy with that boulder. He never had to do laundry

Remembering a date I had in 2014 where we went to Twin Peaks in San Francisco and I yelled ‘who killed Laura Palmer’ and he didn’t understand the reference. That was the last time we saw each other

Had a dream I was mistaken for being 22 so I’ll be riding that high all day

Sometimes Too Shy by Kajagoogoo gets stuck in your head and you just have to deal with it

When your beta reader is harsher than you anticipated

I knew you would!

Don’t slap the ass that feeds you or whatever the saying is

*tips hat at ill woman* ma’lady

Almost done with this rewrite and of course NOW I’m thinking of adding in a new character

Tried one for the first time last week and loved it ☺️

Not anymore 🙂 (in all seriousness this will probably last me over a week)

Boy lunch

The FBI agent watching me through my webcam as I write the worst script they’ve ever read

Roth Ira would make a beautiful name for a fiscally aware newborn

Not to be a cringe millennial but sometimes there’s a dog that’s a heckin pupper

I’m not family friendly I’m family hostile. Your kids are ugly and your husband has a flat ass. I’ll stab you

Me: I’m gonna write so much today :)
The word document:

me as a judge: do you pinky promise you didn’t commit those atrocities

I wonder if reverse catfish exist like a hot person will pretend to be someone ugly and when they meet someone for the first time it’s like surprise shitwad

When you try petting the stray cat but they run away

There’s no better high than finishing a script/rewrite. Will I hate it when I read it? Absolutely. But I’ll bask in this afterglow in the meantime

Happy Monday let’s write those scripts

This is what it’s all about

Does anyone else get hiccups when they eat too fast or am I simply a beast

It’s my pleasure!

Happy Halloween to all my queer followers!! If you’re straight have a good day too I guess

Tackling this script revision without a clearly defined beat sheet

Do you think average joe and smart aleck ever explored each other’s bodies

Huge congrats my friend!! 😸

Those aren’t typos they’re my friends