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THAT'S MY GOAT

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

3 days ago 15253 4592 172 450

the second this happens i am going to be sitting in my bed shoveling popcorn in my mouth I LOVE THE MOON!!!!!!!!

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nevermind the Americans are still doomed

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no actually it sucks here too. Sweden has absolutely horrifying wealth inequality and is a racist hellhole. source: im swedish

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ok the liberals are reposting socialist accounts, there may be hope yet

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Goodbye buddy.

Thank you for 15 and a half wonderful years of being the absolute best boy.

You're not hurting anymore. Your eyesight is back. And you're chasing squirrels with Tuffers again.

I hope you know how loved you were. And that you saved my life.

Until we meet again, Vladie...

3 days ago 10897 370 903 39
A cat that looks like a red panda. 
Or.......is it a red panda that looks like a cat?

A cat that looks like a red panda. Or.......is it a red panda that looks like a cat?

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that wishes it was a red panda, this is your lucky day.
#Caturday

3 days ago 8136 614 204 34

i would fuck both of them

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

it sure fucking is, jackass

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Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

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TW SLURS

WE NOW HAVE MORE VERIFICATION THAT BEETHOVENUS WAS HIT BY A FALSE TARGETED BAN. Please continue to spread this, as well as pinging Discord support and their CTO to bring attention to this!

x.com/Beethovenus/...

1 week ago 313 142 14 4

yeahhhhhhh you really need to mind your mental state before listening to this album. it can feel evil if you're not in the right mindset to hear it

6 days ago 2 0 1 0

what a great post. whoever came up with it must be so handsome and smart and cute and handsome. and autistic

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It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is β€œWhy would she go to his room?” β€œWhy would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

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u/litaps_Missiciv β€’ 51d β€’ i.redd.it
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Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv β€’ 51d β€’ i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

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i like gaming but i never said i was good at it

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the stop killing games demand is such a no-brainer... if someone is selling me a game it has to be fit for purpose, it has to be playable, or else that's fraud. if shutting down your servers breaks my copy of the game irrevocably, then it's not fit for purpose. it is broken by design. that's fraud.

6 days ago 823 120 25 3

ever wanted to question your existence, go through a severe depression, and experience alzheimers all in the span of 6Β½ hours? well boy do i have an album for you. this message sponsored by The Caretaker

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as someone who knows who sneako is, can they succeed next time

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Every Miku is Canon

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this one definitely. aged.

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Meet Oscar von Backderf!

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Oscar. Tsk. Tsk.

3 weeks ago 54 1 6 0
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Oscar settling in nicely. This is what a rescue pup who found a home looks like.

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Note how all this things look like they're drawn by the dsame "hand." The caricatures, which couldn't be duller, are almost exactly the same.

Then there's the ideas, which are invariably garbage. What does this one mean? Why are Trump, Musk, etc ballerinas?

1 week ago 155 10 4 0

this is false, as Oscar is in fact the pope

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
AI slop. How many labels can be added to an image? And where's the joke?

AI slop. How many labels can be added to an image? And where's the joke?

This should be a no-brainer. For Christ's sake STOP Posting obvious AI-generated political cartoons! Bluesky is awash in this shit these days. There are tons of real live human political cartoonists here, posting terrific work. Repost those.

If you're unclear, here's how to spot AI slop:

1 week ago 952 225 29 33
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