he got too excited at the UFC fight in miami and now he can’t sleep so he’s trying to fight the pope and posting AI slop of himself as jesus and a hotel on the moon. this rocks. i think the pope could beat him in single combat, let’s do it.
when i wake up with a song in my head that i was dreaming i'm going to post it
my bloody valentine - new you
all those years of reading adbusters didn't do shit, i just saw the words "Chicken Big Mac" for the first time and went straight to the nearest mcdonalds like it was my manchurian candidate activation phrase
i work for the federal government and my boss uses AI to turn a daily 200 word email that nobody reads into a daily 2500 word report that nobody reads 👍
Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day
i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain
I’m not smart enough for this many people to be stupider than I am.
Imagine the reaction to saying "Talks to end the war failed while President Trump was ringside at a UFC fight" to your 1999 self.
The fucks are at it again.
a'ight, imma head out
The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.
Mark Carney has been in power for a year. His government's stated policy is to minimize regulation on AI. He rushed an AI consultation that privileged business interests, not Canadian values. Experts in its social effects were sidelined into a consultation that was summarized by AI.
If I got anonymously accused of sex crimes four times there is no way in fucking hell I would
1. immediately know who those four people were and
2. have their contact information on hand to have my lawyer send them all nastygrams
You, years later: Hope what I said didn’t come out wrong. Oh god what if they thought I mea
United States Representative to employee: suck me off real quick?
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
I still get threats from men I wrote about a decade ago who are angry I covered federal lawsuits against them related to sexual assault allegations. To my personal email, to new work emails. I don’t think readers understand how difficult and laborious it is to get these stories published
I would like to see a unified Democratic party brave enough to insist that Trump's pardons don't count because he was never legitimately president in his second term per the 14th Amendment.
Remember when they won an election by accusing a vulnerable immigrant community of *eating pets*? Like, do you feel like we took the time to really appreciate how deeply horrific & repulsive that is? Did anyone involved even run into any friction, much less blowback? That was like 47 horrors ago.
At this point in the US, there are so many grotesque moral crimes for which no one has faced any accountability that it's getting difficult even to keep all of them in your head. We're too exhausted to catalog them much less seek any resolution or justice.
Apropos of nothing, just something I think about a lot:
During the worst pandemic in a century, lots of people told a bunch of outrageous lies that caused much, much more death. It was one of the more grotesque moral crimes I've ever witnessed & zero (0) of those involved faced any consequences.
A whole lot of people need to examine why they feel the need to make up hypotheticals about which rapist they would rather vote for apparently. Like you really don’t need to project that to the entire world, you can keep that one in the vault.
Literally Google "police chief raped [state]" and be prepared to want to leave the country immediately. That's why women don't go to the police. Who is going to report a rape at the Sexual Assault Factory?
Just as an international discussion was needed regarding pedophiles operating within the Catholic Church, a national discussion must be had about the many pedophiles that fled to Christian Nationalist sects and white supremacist terror cells. Especially given the power they wield in government.
You really can not exaggerate how true it is that the way to get attention & credibility in US elite media & political circles is to come up with your own clever diagnosis for why Dems are Doing It Wrong. Incentives push *everyone* in this direction, relentlessly. It renders solidarity impossible.
Reuben Gallego's last two picks for who you should vote for have been Eric Swalwell and Graham Platner, so maybe apart from being a dipshit in Congress this guy is just a dipshit in general who doesn't actually know the difference between a good candidate and his own arsehole
This is the guy the folks at bsky changed the rules to protect.
i think vance’s great asset is that the press likes him and sees him as one of their own
I’m an originalist, and the constitution is clear: Trump is not eligible to be president and therefore his pardons are null and void
They don't really believe this nonsense. They're weaponizing class solidarity to excuse the fact that they're cheating artists like everybody else.🙄
