Leroyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Rosenior

Classic example of one of those things that people get behind safe in the knowledge that it’d never get to the point you’d have to actually implement it getting out of control

BERT ALERT

Serving up a “Mourinho Season” on the sly

Underexplored social dynamic: when you’re mates with someone but they have a sibling who is closer in age to you.

As much as I love Rayan Cherki I don’t quite buy this idea that nobody has tried to dribble a football for twenty years

This Arsenal performance keeps getting better and better. They’ll have equalised by some point this evening.

Yes it is.

Fans were brilliant as well. Was beaming coming out of that with my lad. Whether it’s big title games or division 2 it’s atmospheres like that what it’s about. Proud as punch.

Absolute fucking class.

Our next stop was a neighbourhood known as Little Italy.
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Obviously proper gouging around the World Cup but would be nice to have some media focus on the price of Wembley trips for fans here. Not the type of fan that can take a transatlantic flight to watch a football match that’s paying it either.

Haha

That was coined in the champions league as well

There isn’t a more brutal phrase in all of sport than “the history of the Tottenham”

lol also like 98% of those people were in the first group

And whenever there is a big outbreak of measles or meningitis you never hear demands to shut down society for the sake of young people.

The massive rump of the public outside of complete denialists basically split into 2 groups: people who realised we can’t go on like this forever; and people who pretended we could but fundamentally neither of them behaved any differently.

If there was one saving grace of Covid it was that it didn’t particularly affect children directly and it’s weird and annoying when people pretend that it was the opposite.

“I’m pissed off!”

*Wayne Mardle voice*

“Why wasn’t I told? I should have been told.”

I love it

You’re wrong about this. And other things as well no doubt.

Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

• Every 20 minutes, someone is the victim of an uninsured or hit-and-run driver. That's three an hour, 72 a day, more than 26,000 a year. • Every day, at least one person is so seriously injured by an uninsured or hit-and-run driver that they need lifelong care. That's more than 360 people a year whose lives are forever changed for the worse. • Every week, at least one person is killed by a driver who is not insured. That's more than 50 people a year whose lives are cut short, more than 50 families a year who lose a loved one. • Every day, there is an average of 300,000 uninsured vehicles on UK roads. The total number across the year is over 1 million. • Every year, using government figures, we estimate that uninsured and hit-and-run drivers cost the economy almost £2.4 billion.

Not so fun facts about uninsured drivers: they kill and maim a lot of people.

Just even commercially I don’t understand why it’s this golden frontier for football. They’ve got their own sports. Half a dozen European clubs selling a game out there every summer (that they’d sell out anywhere) doesn’t mean they’re arsed.

Obv fuck FIFA and the shit they bring with them but there’s no way representatives in a country which actually liked football would be talking like this. They’ve had a World Cup in my lifetime already and what did it spring forward: a league one standard domestic league?

- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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If you ever wonder why they’re often a bit lucky with decisions it’s because as a referee - even at a very subconscious level - could you be arsed dealing with that. Because it’s every fucking time they lose a game of any note.