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Pope James David Vance the First The vice president has decided he’s a more accomplished theologian than Leo XIV.

Vance has now seized the top seat in the Death of Expertise Hall of Fame: He has lectured the pope—the pope, the leader of a billion and a half Catholics—about being too sloppy with theology.

The queen of all vices: Pride.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Temporary Squeaker Mike is so dumb it hurts.

Pete Hegseth going out of his way to claim Trump is not owned by Israel, means... Trump is definitely owned by Israel. 😂🤣👇

Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono names the people who have been pardoned by Donald Trump after they have donated to support his campaign and PACs in the Senate hearing on fraud.

"I call it corruption."

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It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Huge turnout today for JD Vance and Erika Kirk.

Somehow simultaneously working in Nevada with Rep Kustoff and in Missouri with Rep Jason Smith.

Fascinating.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Roger Sollenberger: Péter Magyar, the new Hungarian prime minister, says CPAC was paid by the Hungarian government and will not be any longer

Oh my what a Schlapp in the face this is

Iranian Minister

I like the new Catholic-Muslim alliance. I think it will take the combined efforts to defeat zionism.

Everything is staged. Including his assignation attempt.

FRANKLIN, TN — Pastor Kevin Riggs: “I used to be in the inner circle of the evangelical church in Franklin… the only thing worse than authoritarianism/dictatorship is theocracy. We must push back against Christian Nationalism, rebuild and defend the wall separating church & state.”

Rev. James Martin: "I don't know too many doctors that have glowing hands ... it came after he had just been tweeting out a pretty hateful attack on Pope Leo, so obviously religion was on his mind last night, and that probably came from watching the 60 Minutes special with the thee cardinals"

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Peter Magar defeated Victor Orban by a two to one vote. Orban was 47 before 47. It means celebrating in all of Europe. And defeat for the Russians and 47, Israel and 47. It can happen here. Protect our voting system. Follow and fight the good fight fight.

worth noting that this woman lives in Arkansas, not DC, and is a Trump supporter

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view.

Workers I spoke to are pissed.

You Gave Him Your Faith. And Now He's Posting Himself as Jesus. The deal evangelical Christians made with Donald Trump — and what it actually cost them.

I am asking Christians — Protestant, Catholic, doesn’t matter — to say out loud what you know to be true in your hearts. For the simple, irreducible truth that Jesus Christ is not a meme. His image is not a political tool. His name is not a brand.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

After months of hiding from federal raids in Minnesota, the children are finally back at Valley View Elementary. You need to see the photos of the gold carpet welcome.

Heartwarming update: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-guy...

Once in a while, Donald Trump tells the truth…

April 1, 2026: Trump said he’s going to blame JD Vance if negotiations with Iran fail.

“If it doesn’t happen, I’m blaming JD Vance. If it does happen, I’m taking full credit.”

Mark Ruffalo, Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Kristen Stewart, JJ Abrams, Katie Phang, John Leguizamo, and over a thousand actors, writers, directors, journalists, producers, composers, and Hollywood executives have signed a letter against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger:

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A guilty conscience speaks the loudest 🧐

Follow this thread.

Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today.

Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane.

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Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The latest video from Iran called “Orange Pig” - it’s a shame we know more about this so called war from them than America.

CBS: American soldiers who survived the attacked that killed 6 say Hegseth is lying. They were left “unprepared” and exposed.

www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

It is hard to capture what a sweeping strategic defeat the war in Iran has been for the United States. I’m going to thread here some of the posts today that try to capture those effects. Here’s the first:

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

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