Posts by sam henri gold
i find it’s more of a bitch home 🫶
“Coffee-Mate”? drop the hyphen, its creamer.
installing mac os x developer preview 3 in QEMU on a flight
i wonder if this is a unique experience
i was in the grocery store today and saw a product called “cake batter extract” sitting next to the vanilla extract.
idk what that is but i know for sure i wanna take a shot of it
The samples are probably bangin too. But I have to prove industry relevance to eat a cracker with some artisanal fig spread on it? Get outta here.
honestly she has an amazing point. there’s an event in June called “The Summer Fancy Foods Show.” A giant room full of people who have staked their entire identity on a specific olive oil or a regional cheese? I need to know everything. youtube.com/shorts/Ig_NJ...
if the UK were smart, they would submit Leak It by FLO as their eurovision entry youtu.be/pbIhE3XnmJQ
my long lost sibling??
i’ve never seen TBPN, idk what it stands for, but I like to imagine it stands for “Taint Balls Penis Nuts” in the style of “phone keys wallet” to make sure you got everything before leaving the house
follow for more tech news insights
www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
you know I never actually got a name. legally I’m still Untitled Baby 1
GitHub is down constantly because every time someone mentions “uptime” to their infra engineer they respond “not much whats uptime with you” and spends the rest of the day high fiving everyone
“still or sparkling?”
what’s your game plan here, huh pal? you want money? is that it? you want money you motherfucker?
Some dumb ass tweet “Never accept a glass of water at a job interview. Here’s why.” and then they ramble on with a wall of AI nonsense psychoanalyzing how you drink water
From hiring experience, I actually just wanna know if you want a fucking glass of water
thank you
writing a tangent about fruit, call that an açaíde
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_F...
Spotify app showing “Skip to main content” underneath the window control buttons
design is how it works
"This is not the computer for you", I say, as someone attempts to steal my laptop from the coffee shop.
chuck schumer trying to strip tease but it’s just him lowering his glasses even further down his nose
music band
obama wishing to a genie to be gay:
(you can fill in the punchline, you get where i’m headed with this)
War! Uh! What is it good for? Accelerating the civilian adoption of dual-use technologies developed under defense contracts!
my citrus laptop with a slightly lighter citrus-y inner tongue of the USB C port
sorry to keep harping on this laptop but i just noticed the tongue of the usb c port on the Neo is color matched and I think that’s cute
told ya
this will NOT be “art” or “good” or anything. this will be a Chuck Lorre-adjacent multi-cam with a laugh track, airing at 8:30 on Mondays between two shows about suburban families
a sitcom called The Straight of Hormuz about a guy who goes into the Iranian navy only to discover he’s the only straight guy on a boat full of gay guys
NSScroller.Part.knobSlot
WHAT UP BERGEN COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE, WE ARE KNOB SLOT!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK HARDER THAN YOU’VE EVER ROCKED BEFOREEEEE
to clarify, minnie driver did nothing wrong in particular. my mom said she’s irked by her and i understand and have inherited that grudge. i got “mets fan” from dad and “minnie driver hater” from mom