I had no idea they named the band after the drummer's inability to maintain the starting tempo

"fed independence means everything to me..." which should make the answer to the question "should the president be able to fire fed board members for no cause?" really fucking easy, shouldn't it?

I thought to myself "haha they're already crushing it" before reading your post

Luckily we spoke to someone who lied to us

two weeks is the new hundreds of years

haha. sure, buddy. if we all make a wish, surely it will come true!

WHAT IS THE DEAL?? WHAT WOULD THE DEAL BE?? I feel like I'm going insane every time I read one of these. WHY WOULD IRAN MAKE A DEAL WITH THE GUYS WHO MURDERED THE LAST PEOPLE WHO NEGOTIATED WITH THEM???

I remember when Biggs defended ISIS for making terrorist threats to kidnap, rape and murder schoolchildren as an example of "peace through strength" and I disagreed, but at least she's consistent.

As a journalist, I find the mere fact that this insipid event is happening this year to be several steps beyond disqualifying. You’re watchdogs, not lapdogs. Have some damn integrity.

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

uhhhhh i dunno Mr President maybe with computer? you know, beep beep boop?

I want to put this as plainly as possible: This site has way too many self-righteous, underinformed assholes looking to pick a fight. We need fewer of them and more people with Mark's expertise.

Can't you see that he's clearly bored and ready to move on from this "little excursion" that wasn't the quick, easy victory that he assumed it would be? Have you heard about the progress on the Big Beautiful Ballroom?

Similarly, it's just a truth social post so relax, but also it's a truth social post directly from the president so it's administration policy

also a good rule of thumb is to understand that a reporter who is covering an event might include an analysis of the event that they do not personally agree with. It shouldn't be the reporter's responsibility to caveat every statement with "while I do not personally agree with this..."

He's always proving himself to be worse than you can possibly imagine.

fuck this shit

Read it again. NOT for health insurance. He wants people to pay their hospital bills directly. What he's suggesting is SOOOO MUCH WORSE than a direct payment to people that they can use to buy insurance.

sorry man, that bums me out and makes me question why I'm here, too. Hope you can log off for a bit and find some peace and other inspiration. Telling myself this also

The fucking around was great!

To be fair, the president was probably getting bad advice from the dumb, lightweight, weak losers that he hired, for which he bears no responsibility whatsoever.

Look! Daddy notices and praises me when I behave like an asshole!

Perhaps they'll just be wearing shoes.

Gullible and proud of it

Next step is to refer her to the DOJ to prosecute herself

"the middle" in 1860: Each citizen can own no more than 1 slave. You see, fair and balanced.

ahhh the middle.... where people who can't be bothered to understand or take a position on an issue agree to meet and complain about people beneath them on the left and right.

He'll vote yes because he's a fucking piece of shit and, like Trump, takes pleasure in making a show of his power

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