Cabo San Lucas! We did a fun pirate ship sail & snorkel

Today has been incredibly uneventful compared to yesterday. I walked, I had high tea & im about to spend a whole lotta money at the spa for a hot stone massage & a facial (with add ons). And it’s formal night, so I’m getting gussied up after this & having dinner

I don’t know!!! We’re about to set up a cruise ship disaster bingo card!

So it’s been cleared - everything is fine. That was fun

So the ship might be on fire. Smoke was spotted in one of the engines, so all of the crew were called & told to get life vests & the muster stations are being manned. Cool cool cool

No, he was with people. I feel so bad for them. It’s a terrible thing to happen

Yikes, so while we were in line to check in a guy ahead of us had a massive heart attack &… I think he’s dead. They’ve been doing chest compressions for a while & nothing has changed. The paramedics just arrived with a Lucas, but it’s not looking good

Do you think they know?

You got the vibe though!

None of them were bad. It was just about what vibe I wanted to bring

I did not…

Four dresses, both alike in dignity… ok, not really. The formal night on my upcoming cruise is white. I chose one & returned the other 3. Which one did I choose??

There’s 5 days of work standing between me & my Mexican cruise. I’ve just got to take it one day at a time

Good. Sexual predators shouldn’t hold public office - not in Congress, not as governor, and not in the Oval Office

New dress & new size. All that walking has brought me down to a 6

I’m never going to get over her legs to body ratio

Apparently they grew up doing this, but I’m sure the age of social media has contributed. I’m sure it’s fun & I have no skin in the game, I just think the gap between golden egg/golden calf is not wide & is very funny on the holiest of Christian holidays

A friend’s family does an intense Easter egg hunt that involves a golden egg filled with hundreds of dollars for whoever finds it, & I’m a pagan, so it’s not my business, but it just feels like a very American way to celebrate Easter. Not necessarily a Christian way, but def an American way

💯 I basically only watched when I needed something for my walking pad. I attended no meets. There needs to be a serious overhaul. I’m tired of the scoring & the same routines over & over & over. It’s uninspired

Technically- Kara eaker is going to nationals & Utah isn’t. Also with UGA advancing & Bama not even qualifying individuals, this is the best night Suzanne Yoculan has had in YEARS. This is basically Suze fanfiction right here

All I wanted for that Corvallis regional was for UCLA to advance & for Utah’s streak to end, so yes - I’m a happy girl!

This UGA leo looks like a Team USA leo just with black at the bottom instead of navy

Relaxing like she doesn’t pay the bills (she doesn’t)

Rewatched The Princess Bride this evening. It never disappoints

Finally watching The Secret Agent. There’s a Nadia Comaneci sighting & a homophobic, reanimated, severed leg. In other words, I’m having a great time

Booked myself a 90 min Thai massage with hot jade stones this weekend & I’m very much looking forward to that

Bonus - received
Credit cards balance - $0
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I didn’t take a pic of every outfit in Borrego, but here’s what I did capture

My final sunset in Borrego was a showstopper. This is a panorama, so click on it for the full glory

My desert dreams end tomorrow when I drive back to Oakland. It’s been fun!