I've located my ideal sleep spot slightly above and directly between the nipple and pit. Looks like a comfy pillow to me. Hope you had a great rest.

Interesting. Here, I always thought that was called cake. 🤷 I much prefer pie.

Where'd you get the new dick? I would like to pick one or two of those up for myself.

Would've been happy to provide all three (and a little extra), had I been there. Rawr

Good Lord, you are all kinds of sexy.

Looks like a gorgeous morning to me 😍

As do I!

You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

I'm golden!

Congrats! Planning on finishing my pack tomorrow and calling it. All about planning and determination. You got this!

Well, it's about time! I've liked your dick in every pic I've seen. Glad you've caught up. ☺️

Tuesday just officially became my favorite day of the week.

Heartwarming ☺️

Hope the baby's doing well and everything's all good.

Interesting...a metaphoric pot! To use your description from yesterday, you could title this post "same shite, different day." Lovely 🥰

Wow. That's...beautiful. 🫠

That last point is debatable. As a child, I suffered many bruises and sprained ankles attempting to emulate her moves in Pleasure Principle, Control and, of course, Rhythm Nation. It may not be the same caliber as her infamous brother, but it was child abuse all the same.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! ''

(I got you, Lily)

Oh...to be that plushy kiss wolf. No wonder he's wearing a perma-grin.

Perfection! Now, to follow your lead. I'm off to the bakery!

Awww...hope you get feeling better soon, my friend. 😘

I love it when past me is thoughtful of future me. Hope both of "you" (you's?) thoroughly enjoyed the almond croissants.

Awww...what a great looking family! Heartwarming. ☺️

a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain ALT: a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain

Just warming the oil.

You have my deepest sympathy. I'm told that I give the best hugs and am an excellent cuddler. I'm sending you one of each through the ether.

What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?

In my case, the queen was just coming to life.

Aww...thanks, handsome!

Hope you get feeling better soon.

Up-close cocks and clocks. My favorites! Mesmerizing....

Just confirmed.. I'm a vegetarian Kinsey 6.

Now I need to get a bike.