i have too much damn work to do!!

i’m gonna lock tf in today so that i can be emotionally at peace instead of this paralyzed anxious wistfulness ive been vibing in

aww oomf so cute

it was just that our site was being attacked again LOL

on a sacred day such as this, despicable

omg that’s horrible :(

how i’m looking at oomfs that are still on twitter as they launch another assault on the bluesky mainframe

finding out that exercise water and sun truly are that fierce and right is so painful

i’m also left handed!!!

this is insanity

okay so white square is stove
light blue is sink
red is my main prep area, it’s where everything is rlly gettin done
blue is my “needs to be by stove” area— where i’ll have all the spices i’m using or things that are being transferred onto/off the stove
green is anything that will be added later/end

i’m so obsessed

we got like way too into it tho and started calling things like a “hot plate” relationship and one or my roommates was in a polycule she called a hibachi grill

also unfortunately at my apartment there is a minor change… bc the front right burner is a small one it has to swap priority with the back right burner but spiritually it’s a front right burner

you are SO SMART

i feel happy and free vicariously thru u rn omg

by order of correct priority:
front left burner
front right burner
back right burner
back left burner

lemon is that girl. she can do anything. she can be ur lil funny light citrus sweet friend if you need, but she can also bring true levity in the deep and savory times.

ossoff’s ass or Ossoff’s Ass™️👀

that house reveal is gonna hit like crack im waiting for it with baited breath

CLOWNNOR APPEARING AT THE MET GALA PRAYER CIRCLE

connor do some weird shit i beg

9:30am on a monday oh they don’t gaf 😭😭😭

i have such a type im crying

bb27 i would’ve been so locked in on getting zach out that i would’ve gotten too close to adrian and then i GOTTA bring him to final 2 like…

my success in big brother is directly tied to how quickly i can get out the most attractive man bc that may unfortunately be a weakness

why is he so cute in the pfp awww

i 🤍 skeeting