Ludd in the mist

omg hahahahaha

Who are they 👀

every day people find new ways to confuse me I'm not even gonna lie, like wym giving compliments is a problem now

Me after a long, eventless day of doing absolutely nothing except looking cute and being absolutely exhausted by all of it 😩😩😩

ASDJASDJKSAJKDASDF

Hell yeah go and kill

someone will say "bitch wife characters should be liked more!" and you agree and then someone replies "in X fandom we love [male character]". on god. I will take the next person who calls a dude a wife or a woman in a completely cis way out back like ol' yeller

How does it feel to be chronically correct

also nerdanel is obviously a devout woman, there's just something about valar worship in her family, and I think she just has to feel a little illicit and blasphemous about not taking it in the vag herself

in the end all this means is that when she dies he cannot explain what has happened to him or what he has lost. there is no word for an un-marriage and no word for it’s widower. he was never a good man. he is a worse one now

I'M RABID, BITING BARKING YELLING

aromantic aredhel/celegorm is like….he is in love with her and she loves him. together they are intense and singular beyond the bounds of the word friendship, but there is nothing else to call it. she is not in love with him. that both matters to him and does not

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I think it's really hot if feanor is vaguely uncomfortable over how hard he is from nerdanel doing the pegging, due to terminal pride desease and elf preg-obsessed patriarchy. like he's hard and that's a little shocking to him and he's about to flee at every second? you know. I'm being a sicko here

BIZARRE conversations about people not liking famed revolutionaries camille desmoulins and georges jacques danton, you see they did a lot for the revolution but we really don't like their personalities and also danton was kind of a misogynist

the man the legend

Maglor

have you ever seen the "french revolution fandom" because it feels exactly the same except it's also real people

conversations about the kinslayings always kind of feel like having a discussion about the iliad where for some reason the main thrust of the conversation is someone trying to confirm that you think the sack of troy was bad and do not condone agamemnon and instead of being similarly bewildered by this other people kept responding like "i don't think my close personal friend agamemnon really meant it and also he is hot and i think he was going through a lot at the time"

it's true. bad elf opinions are like, meh, you and a thousand others. bad dwarf opinions get you launched into space. pull the lever jeeves

likewise, you can't make loyalty lord/vassal or warrior or whatever cute. the dominance element is potent. the abnegation of the self is erotic, but it isn't wholesome.

a black bunny on green grass laying on its side, paws stretched out while its enjoying the sun.

a black bunny on green grass laying on its side, paws stretched out while its enjoying the sun.

Dottie does a barrel roll 🙂‍↔️

Loyalty trope kink should have something foul to it. If someone is acting like a guard/attack dog there should be a sinking feeling of alienation or dread. It's your duty to make it hot but making it cute is a crime.

Tolkien trains you for this so bad

And tennis.

What is infinite jest about? Well you see it's about drug addiction. About not being able to connect to family. About hamlet. About satirising pleasure and entertainment. About train death cults. Movies. Ecological collapse. Dystopic corporate control and international espionage. The art of words.

maedhros 🔥🗡️

#silmarillion

every day is tolkien reading day if you’re an invert of a certain caliber

Sometimes god is real