Ball don’t lie. 🥱

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Texas lost to Xavier? 🤭

How will they feed their FAMILIES, BRETT?
Gotta move those F-35 units so the kids can have Cheerios and eggs.

Ahh nice. We’re a Mean Green-friendly house. Wife went there but didn’t graduate and I always hear the ticket guys getting excited.

Wait what’s your allegiance? tOSU?

Ahh gotcha. I wonder how ridiculous the process is to cancel a federal defense order for aircraft worth billions. Just bring your receipt to the counter or you get Lockheed Martin store credit.

Et tu, Ranch??

This spring/summer I plan on mixing in NA beers to just cut down on my alcohol intake. Memorial Day is coming fast. Are NA beers in general calorically better too or just alc?

ELI5 what’s cooler about the Saab than the F-35? No political lens here just curious. I was under the impression that the F-35 was the far and away superior fighter

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First Four Out you say. Shame…

Do you drink NA exclusively? Love how it’s becoming more accessible and more options have appeared over the last few years.

As long as we do better than those BASTARDS from South Carolina

It looks so unimpressive and dull from the menu/marketing but CLOG MY ARTERIES it’s so damn good

These kids have no idea what they're doing (Legends of the Hidden Temple) YouTube video by Jomboy & Jake TV

I recently stumbled upon @jomboymedia.bsky.social and Jake’s Legends rewatch series and Guts series where they competitively draft and comment on episodes. Hilariously good content. youtu.be/TxcF_KwNl1g?...

Shop webpage of green toddler size t shirt made to look like a Masters green jacket with suit jacket buttons, pockets, and Augusta National logo

Tell me not to do it. Tell me not to buy this green jacket Masters shirt for my 2 yo daughter to STUNT on hoes at daycare.

I feel like they hardly ever gave out the tv+vcr combo or mountain bike prizes on that show. Putting the kids through a gauntlet to wear them out and then the temple is pretty much impossible.

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Frogs on Tueaday morning

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Frogs on a random Saturday morning

And how terrifying it must have been for a random temple guard to jump scare grab you as you frantically tried to put together a 3 piece golden monkey.

Well shit…

Aside: I forgot you were in GA. My uncle and fam in Warner Robbins love Moe’s.

I just love trashy Mexican food. Taco Casa and Pancho’s if you can find one

I deleted Twitter after seeing 3 hateful tweets about ALL Christians and a couple Natzi Elon ads. What’s up Bluesky? Long time no talk. That’s on me.

TACO BELLLLLLL

If they make SOME of those missed free throws they win easily. Pathetic and frustrating.

That’s game. Not making free throws is pathetic. Gotta fix that before the tournament. My god…

They’re free throws… FREE.

The homeownership mantra. Pretty sure it’s boilerplate language in the closing docs that we have to say that.

He’s honestly pretty decent. I think a tech grad? Dated some girl who went to A&M and was on an athlete’s socials some time ago playing the gee tar