horrible game for the under 50 crowd, but somehow a significant number of answers are kentucky derby

have you ever played trivial pursuit

they’re turning me into glue regardless of outcome 😇

they’re putting me in the kentucky derby

#faith
#GodsPlan

you're fucked up and weird for enjoying media made by people younger than you

they hate to see a bitch with bloody jeans

tricked into reading the dinergoth article. While he does have a point on the alt weirdness of the new middle america, he comes across as incredibly insufferable and unsympathetic

two pieces of lettuce vying for the love of a tomato

undergo metamorphosis

the book of genesis is about vibe coding

that isn’t treating yourself, it’s disordered eating

this happened to my buddy last week

that’s chill

guys keytruda is about to fall off a patent cliff and nobody even cares

Shall? They already run this bih

I feel like epstein every time I refresh my email inbox

This bus driver is running things like he’s part of the TSA

I love to drop liters of water on my floor

its the downhill that gets ya

many people are saying things in chinese

I absolutely hate the new spam tactic where they send dozens of emails of random text to random emails. Its always incredibly creepy

i have been saying for years that all Olympic athletes should have acid injected into their penises

oxnard is one of the most unintentionally funny city names

they’re actually all lying and they fucking hate the lizard

Thats true but can I have a bite

praying that the korean people find healing and peace

they don’t warn you about the survivor’s guilt of consecutively winning a few rounds of jack box

my childhood “maturity” and “poise” has made for a “creepy and boring” adulthood