i think i want to be a decommissioned lighthouse when i grow up

Disarm Israel.

What you describe happens every cycle. Andy Beshear is running for president claiming accomplishments that, as loathsome as it, the KY Republican supermajority did.

2024 was a winnable race Democrats could have won if they had done like 3 things differently, especially condemning genocide in Gaza.

address that" would have gone a long way gearing up to a dogfight election. Vs "Bidenomics is WORKING!" and "Inflation is DOWN!" and Harris saying on camera "I would not have anything differently!"

Also impossible to separate the US 2024 election from global elections in which all incumbents lost.

All I heard about from voters here was high gas prices high grocery prices. Gas prices under Biden because of the pandemic were indeed higher now. So that made voters less interested in infrastructure funding

I think Democrats saying "We fully acknowledge prices are high and are doing XYZ to

A narrow flight of stairs led down to the basement, where the models lived in two small bedrooms that were cramped with bunkbeds – two in one room, three in the other. An additional mattress was located in a common area near the stairs. At times the apartment could be occupied by 11 or more people. We are heard it into the small spaces“ Kaite said.“The apartment was like a sweat shop“. Trump model management recruited models as young as 14. “I was by far the oldest in the house at the ripe old age of 18“ Anna said.

does John have to invite him? Barbara Pilling, also then an elite model, told us Trump asked her out for dinner in the summer of 1989 and an industry soirée. She recalls Trump asking how old she was. “I was 17 and he said, that’s just great – you’re not too old, not too young.”

it’s wild to me how there has been such in-depth reporting into Donald Trump‘s use of his modeling agency and beauty contests as a front for him and his pedo friends to get their rocks off, and somehow it never quite sticks. The reporting on his modeling agencies is especially harrowing.

sorting all my bugs into i believe they are bugs or i am not entirely convinced they are bugs

i believe its bugs:
-ant
-unknown huge bug. obviously a bug
-flying bug

not sure:
-weird bug
-bug that i dont know what it is
-thing that looks like a bug

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

[JD Vance telling Albert Einstein that he's wrong in his description of special relativity]

My only truly awful ex appeared in my timeline on Insta (we don’t follow each other) in a photo so awful that I immediately screenshot it, emailed it to myself with the subject line “In Case of Emergency,” & deleted it from my phone.

Food is too good nowadays. Most food should be bad, or at least boring

lmaoooo ded

Never wanted an update more in my life. Whoever is struggling to come up with new reality TV shows get on this - Tree Law and Order

I now know of tree law and holy hell I’ve never seen something so unifying on the internet

I see posts like this on r/treelaw all the time, and I can say with pretty high confidence (> 99.9%) that her neighbors are going to be paying her restitution for those trees for YEARS.

TREE LAW
TREE LAW
TREE LAW
TREE LAW

Tree law! Tree law!! Tree law!!

What about a newsletter all about Tree Law ;)?

exquisite

If you don’t include my wit & indomitable will to live & this siren call & the ability to pause & say very softly “repeat that, please,” my gams & blue eyes & lethal discernment then, no, I’m not carrying any weapons.

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This is so funny to me

How did he relay this information to you. Or did the girl tell the story

If Justin Trudeau can go to Coachella at 54 then I should be allowed to use the IKEA ball pit at 35. It’s simply the law of mathematics

lmaooo

One time a buddy of mine was on a date with a girl we knew from college and it was going really well when, for no reason at all, he mentioned that he thought her sister was "also pretty hot," and yet that still wasn't as big an unforced error as what Trump's done in Iran