I’m coming on here to flog my log… in today’s Lucyverse I try Marmite flavoured rock and take a rail replacement bus from Carlisle. It’s all go!! Have a read why don’t ya? open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...
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Is 6 Music down? I’ve got enough anxiety as it is without hearing dead air followed by Primal Scream
It’s Lucyverse Day and today I’m flogging my caramel log and dissecting the cultural significance of snowballs with a round up of the Tunnock’s range, which hasn’t changed since 1952. Enjoy and try not to break your teeth! open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...
New level of writing procrastination unlocked: trying to find myself on Google Street View
It’s Lucyverse day and I’m back from the land o’ flu to bring you the world’s most depressing candle, a weird worm and an ancient gif of Eoin McLove from Father Ted. Enjoy! lucysweet.substack.com/p/like-a-can...
Aw thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
The BBC said the words holocaust denier, but the tone was far too neutral.
One of the newsreaders, can’t remember his name. It was attempting to be balanced but it definitely wasn’t critical enough and ended up sounding like a tribute to Jimmy Tarbuck
Did I really just hear what sounded like a heartfelt tribute to Jean Marie Le Pen on 6 Music???? You guys do know he was bad, don’t you?
Happy Christmas!
Did you watch it??
Does anyone on Bluesky want to buy some badges and a Wotsits postcard? They’re the most niche stocking filler ever, but if you’ve ever hankered after a badge that says ‘I ❤️ Soreen’ they’re £7.50 including postage! Payment link at lucysweet.substack.com
Aw thank you for sharing my bollocks!
Is it okay to just scream over here? I don’t care, going to anyway ARRRGGGGGGGGGGRFRGGFRRGRHRGRGRGRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
My great gran would have said ‘he wants to know the far end of a fart and where the wind blows.’
I’ve got sciatica in my leg and every man I’ve mentioned it to has also had it. It seems universal. I couldn’t help but wonder… is sciatica like period pain for men? *smokes, looks out of the window at New York*
I had Brinestone Ploughboy going past my house last night 👌
I looked in a room and nodded sagely
Definitely!
Just inspecting this social media platform like a puffed up small town estate agent from Homes Under the Hammer