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Posts by Lucy Sweet

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Rock and rail THIS WEEK: Rock, Bus replacement service from Carlisle

I’m coming on here to flog my log… in today’s Lucyverse I try Marmite flavoured rock and take a rail replacement bus from Carlisle. It’s all go!! Have a read why don’t ya? open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...

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Is 6 Music down? I’ve got enough anxiety as it is without hearing dead air followed by Primal Scream

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Scotty log THIS WEEK: Tunnock's, Flash Pet Odour Eliminator Floor Cleaner

It’s Lucyverse Day and today I’m flogging my caramel log and dissecting the cultural significance of snowballs with a round up of the Tunnock’s range, which hasn’t changed since 1952. Enjoy and try not to break your teeth! open.substack.com/pub/lucyswee...

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New level of writing procrastination unlocked: trying to find myself on Google Street View

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Like a candle in the wash THIS WEEK: Surf candles, The Traitors UK, Lush Glow Worm shower gummy

It’s Lucyverse day and I’m back from the land o’ flu to bring you the world’s most depressing candle, a weird worm and an ancient gif of Eoin McLove from Father Ted. Enjoy! lucysweet.substack.com/p/like-a-can...

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Aw thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

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The BBC said the words holocaust denier, but the tone was far too neutral.

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One of the newsreaders, can’t remember his name. It was attempting to be balanced but it definitely wasn’t critical enough and ended up sounding like a tribute to Jimmy Tarbuck

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Did I really just hear what sounded like a heartfelt tribute to Jean Marie Le Pen on 6 Music???? You guys do know he was bad, don’t you?

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Happy Christmas!

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Did you watch it??

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Does anyone on Bluesky want to buy some badges and a Wotsits postcard? They’re the most niche stocking filler ever, but if you’ve ever hankered after a badge that says ‘I ❤️ Soreen’ they’re £7.50 including postage! Payment link at lucysweet.substack.com

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Aw thank you for sharing my bollocks!

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Is it okay to just scream over here? I don’t care, going to anyway ARRRGGGGGGGGGGRFRGGFRRGRHRGRGRGRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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My great gran would have said ‘he wants to know the far end of a fart and where the wind blows.’

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I’ve got sciatica in my leg and every man I’ve mentioned it to has also had it. It seems universal. I couldn’t help but wonder… is sciatica like period pain for men? *smokes, looks out of the window at New York*

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I had Brinestone Ploughboy going past my house last night 👌

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The Work of Lucy Sweet

I have spent my entire life wanting to work for the Beano 🙏🏼 lucysweet.org

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I looked in a room and nodded sagely

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Definitely!

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Just inspecting this social media platform like a puffed up small town estate agent from Homes Under the Hammer

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