Thank you internet, I needed to cry a little this morning.

Halfbath Shelf has entered the chat

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You're telling me you can just... say these things aloud!?

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Me, reading this as I contemplate the 4 entire additional humans, 2 of whom were appallingly sized, emitted from my own said parts.

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Felt vulnerable, will probably delete later.

It's exhausting and demoralizing to be ignored again and again, but I won't ever be able to live with myself if I don't take every possible opportunity to have as much of my children as possible under this unfair arrangement I was given and the bottomless cruelty of my ex husband.

As I told a dear friend walking through something similar - we may not have been dealt a remotely fair hand when it comes to our children, our access to them, and the way our former partners have weaponized the system against us. What we CAN do is continue to search for the cracks and then push.

The feminine urge to shut down and sleep after doing something incredibly emotionally and mentally taxing related to the court system and access to one's own children

Friend what

I initially registered this as "molten labia" and that's my cue to throw my phone into the sea

I bet Jake Tapper has the smartest way to fix his cufflinks to protest…

You're also still very young

Dog (chair is pre-balm)

Big fan 😍😍 and I love that my kids have this example. There's a lot of joy in using old and neglected things and loving them back into functionality!

I wish I'd taken a photo of the back, which had a huge scratch down the upper edge of it and some major scuffing along the edge seams - but alas.

The "you can't even see it!" factor is mine alone in enjoying the glorious After Photo, I guess.

As a reminder, this is the listing photo from when I bought it on Marketplace.

$10 chair looking even better with this stuff having been rubbed into the leather and then buffed half an hour later. Leather Honey softened it immensely when I first got it, but this tinted balm? HOLY MOSES. I added a lot of Poly-fil, too.

Chair of my DREAMS.

That explains why you named her Sandman

Same here my friend ❤️

Being told to never back down no matter what when engaged in power struggles with their children set them up for a lifetime of rigidity and terror in admitting wrongdoing. 💔 (also fully estranged)

What I don't understand is how this appeals to anyone, ever, at all.

Thank you! 🙏🏻

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We did too tonight 😩

What is this, then? (Asked in confusion, not snark)

bsky.app/profile/rick...

There was an Adventures in Odyssey episode dedicated to its dangers! The fictitious game was cleverly called "Castles and Cauldrons" and basically you're participating in the occult if you collectively imagine too hard.

I'm your wife, not your mom. This is super me-coded

Okay but which of us praises the "oaky afterbirth" first