All I want to do this weekend is get stoned as fuck and gooned out until I forget how to form a sentence

Myki Meeks as Drew Barrymore absolutely sent me. 😆

Let's masturbate musky morning penis together and bond 🐽💕 #Saturbate

Pull day 💪🏼

Say it with me, and then say it again: “Masturbation is self-care”

And some snowy dad tits just for fun

Need your help lil bro

Rip shows off their hard cock mid-bate, with grey ball stretchers and clamps on their nipples

Kinda like a uniform

Flex x FC Friday

ripe armpit for your sniffing pleasure 💪

Blue camo thong!

Big bro stinks

Trying to work but someone wants attention

Keep on keeping on.

Meeting after meeting but I’m distracted

10,000+ loads since I started jacking off 💦💦

And it still feels just as good

Wishing for a baked potato.

boing

Let me tease you until you get frustrated. 😇

saturday sperms😋

Bro I forgot my underwear again

We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞

100% USDA certified grade A pork | Push day ✅

Boof 🦴🐾

Palm Springs 🌴

Cold and Icey Sunday means Goon Day!

POV you meet your new dads in the locker room @thatfatass.bsky.social