>:)

Confronting my abandonment issues by getting left behind by AI

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

zaslav tried to take this from us but he COULDNT it is too powerful

*not my content*

#poetry

happy earth day. out of every place in the known universe, this is the only place we can survive without major intervention.

we are a blip in earth’s history. it will go on without us. but we are nothing without it.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Would be so funny if this ended up shifting the Overton window even a centimeter to the left by alienating all his fringe supporters

Julian Casablancas is a forever crush for all millennials even tho he wears that weird glove thing still we accept him and revere him all the same

The creamsicle shark is not real I guess but pink dolphins still are so I’m not gonna get upset I am too tired

We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

There should be a law passed, and enforced, that we will no longer have for profit prisons of any kind! Ever again! Incentivized incarceration should be a crime against humanity and should be retroactively enforced! They know what they are doing is wrong!

By a wide margin the least offensive thing about John Fetterman is refusing to wear a suit. I find it telling when people rage about it- who cares. Let's focus on the fact he has turned into a garbage human.

And honestly, shredding the illusion of decorum in that worthless senate is ok.

The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.

Oh YouTube video by Dave Matthews Band - Topic

Same, I was never really a big fan but my parents were and I always loved this and the song dodo from some devil. Lyrically he’s always been existentially solid.

youtu.be/NANU6VFE4ig?...

its just funny to me that the avatar of conservative masculinity is such a moist subservient cuck

imagine being some random asshole and youre inexplicably named fbi director and instead of spending your day reading about the most secret classified shit ever done by humans you instead spend all day hungover and then hitting up da clerb

Tesla paid $1 billion in taxes to China & $0 in federal income taxes to the US. At least 88 highly profitable corporations paid $0 federal income tax last year while bringing in $ billions. Disney, CVS, Palantir, Taco Bell & others are making massive profits, paying executives enormous ⬇️

Ahmed Shihab-Eldin, an American journalist, has been detained for over six weeks in Kuwait under new security and fake news laws. The Kuwaiti government must release our friend and colleague immediately. Journalism is NOT a crime. Sign the petition here. #freeahmed #FreeAhmedEldin

Pete Hegseth quoting Pulp Fiction in a prayer because he thinks the fake quote is in the bible is objectively hilarious. Also, I have a really hard time believing that alcohol is his vice of choice.

Yesterday I got a massage and a facial and ate a French toast breakfast at Foxy’s and nibbled on an edible and got so relaxed I almost didn’t make it to dinner with my friends. Great bday, I feel renewed.

Big Birthday wants me to think I’m older now, but I know better.

I think we should all start blogs again. Or online journals, even. That was a nice time. Just writing a few paragraphs about your day (don't forget to list the sad song you're listening to!) and maybe your friends will leave a comment. Then you go and read theirs and comment. It was fun.

Can’t believe he’s even acknowledging it exists

Don't need to go to Coachella. I can just blast different songs simultaneously from every room in my house and pretend I have no bathrooms.

Dr Jihad> Dr Jesus

Massage is so magical. Getting paid to do a light workout in a dimly lit room with relaxing music while simultaneously relieving someone’s pain is pretty much all I can ask for. The before and after faces are like night and day, and it’s so fulfilling.

Idk why but for some reason we have greys anatomy scrubs lol