If you see this, post your favorite Fire Emblem characters

how do you choke on a whole ass hello kitty plush

"hot yaoi base"

I both love and hate how RD Ikesoren is literally this lmao

Based on her troubadour fit

Ethlyn from Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War holding the light brand sword

Quick Ethlyn
#fireemblem #fe4 #myart

Micaiah Fire Emblem holding Yune in her hands

Miccy
#fireemblem #fe10 #radiantdawn #myart

Obviously his exclusion is because as the oldest one, he'd be at that gawky age where you're too old to be cute but too young to be handsome...That or he's stuck in the well

Dev bias is possible but it's also likely that her JP VA just has an accommodating schedule or something lmao

It is weird that they have deemed Sylvain the least profitable Faerghus Four though... Like I'm pretty sure he's got Ingrid beat in terms of popularity? All four of the guys are CYL winners and she's not even close...

I guess Dorothea would also count as interesting (ie actually different from their adult counterpart) but honestly I don't want to see Starving Street Orphan Dorothea... maybe that's hypocritical of me since I went out of my way to pull for the very outdated Starving Street Orphan Soren LMAO

Don't tell Reddit this but I actually fw this banner. Sylvain kinda got snubbed and "Claude" is an embarrassing lore oversight but overall I think this is probably the most logical and interesting choice of 3h characters despite their overexposure (other than like, Emile and Rhea)

Creepy crawly! #pokemon #giratina ❤️

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Feh live action trailer would be hard to follow

I guess their bridal alt would also count as that, sorry I tend to block that out of my memory for the sake of my sanity

The lowkey sultry "When did you get so tall, Sothe..?" again no shade to her VA, I'm sure it's a directional thing, but man that is not how I read that line in the original

Feh doubling down on both their family/sibling bond and their romance sure is something

"Sothe and I do match now, it's true! I might... blush" oaaagh and the delivery is so bad (no shade towards her legend of a VA)

I'm not talking about her spring alt I'm talking about her attuned

Can't believe Feh straight up has a Micaiah alt dedicated to almost exclusively yapping about Sothe

Illustration of a large snake in a red swamp. A small character stands in the water below the snake. The snake has a large multicolored eye.

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I know men aren't as profitable but if they can make bank off of two unrelated women in a harmonic surely there are some decent fujobucks to be made

I'm surprised there hasn't been one already... Feh has a surprising lack of yaoibait duos

digital illustration showing dimitri from fe3h. Hes a man with blonde hair, pale skin, an eyepatch, black armor, and a blue cape with black and white fur. He has a manic grin on his face as well as blood as hes wielding his giant lance, ready to strike. His cape is being swung above his head and coveres the left part of the drawing in which the other characters of the blue lions are drawn in lineart and minimal shading, dedue, felix, sylvain, ingrid, ashe, mercedes and annette.

[ #FireEmblem | #Fe3h ]

I eagerly started working on this for a zine and then had to realize that I completely missed the point of the assignment. I liked it a lot though so I ended up finishing it anyways.

A messy sketch of the black eagles outside the dorms in their pajamas tired and irritated (except Hubert) as Byleth tells them “sorry guys false alarm. Manuela got drunk and tripped it on accident you can go back to sleep.”

those dang university fire alarms

Personally if I were in my 40s and in a relationship with a 1,000 yr old suicidal bipolar pretty boy trying to bring about the end times the last thing on my mind would be fighting my past-his-prime mentor and his 17 yr old son

The delivery is killing me

Last one is more of a headcanon

My guesses as to why that is
1. Soren's was the first they designed before they solidified what they wanted them to look like
2. They didn't want Soren's to draw too much attention both in-universe and from the player
3. Brands grow more elaborate with each generation and he's a first gen

A shot of Zelgius' back, showing his detailed brand

Micaiah revealing the brand on her hand

Late night Tellius thoughts: I find it odd that Soren's brand is so simple in comparison to the other ones we see, including the glimpse we get of Petrine's