not to you dawg???!

I swear dawg, the outfits get skimpier everytime i sees ya, next time i bet your rod‘ll just be floppin‘ around and stuff

Heheh…

Uhh… can I gets a number 4

Melissa ain’t ever wrong yo…

📲: ”I mean…. Shii dude, I’m down for a walk If you is?”

“Keep yapping”

Nuh uh! I ain’t falling for that one again, I start talking about the fnaf lore and then BOOM! someones meats in my mouth

It claps when she walks!!

What’re you starin’ at? Take a photo dawg it’ll last longer

“I am the milkman, my milk is delicious“

“Alone again on a Saturday evenin‘? god youse is pathetic!”

Highkey dawg, I gots no idea what you’re saying but that’s cause’ youse got me distracted

Hell yeah they Is!!

Honestly I dunno why i still call myself a member or team skull, I’m just doin’ it for the cool outfits!!

Shit dawg I dunno, but it can tell time and shit like a motherfuck-

WHAT- NO!? WHY??? MY MOTHER FUCKIN’ CLOCK BITCH?

’broke as fuck dawg, imma sell mother fuckin’ clocks bitch!

Look at this old ass- ancient ass clock Dawg!

“Oh- uh… sorry I guess? Da fuck you mean “teach?””

Built. different.

You could be da door yo! and the wood could be MY wood…. Lowkey

Yikes dawg… sounds tough, but I’m built different!! I’ll be fine

What do ya mean? What kinda job is we talking about???

“Yo uh… this hotels too big yo! I can’t find the fucking vending machines!!”

Mahogany? Like da tree?

Instructions unclear, my dicks stuck in a door now

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“I’m broke as fuck yo! Imma start “free-lance-in” it don’t matter that I ain’t got no marketable skills, you got a job? I’LL DO IT YO!!”

“Uhhh, a got 4 bucks and a few peanuts yo!”

melissa held out the contents of her pockets, proving that she indeed was broke as fuck

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“DAMN GIRL PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY!?”

Unless… y’know‘s, *honka honka*

Dude… frick yeh

You are not immune to subliminal messages yo!

“Penis… penis penis penis… penis… penispenis.”

“G- wh- whatever dawg!? Me and Fomantis was goin’ easy on you! You wouldn’t win it we was actually trying!”

and it said “Mr chesta’ stone? Have you eaten breakfast today?”

And I said no mr monkey, I ain’t-

MOTHER FUCKIN’ BANANA BITCH

Actually crazy dawg