I searched for pies in my zip code and the "search engine" populated a bunch of fucking bars and bbq joints. The system is broken.

A youth complimented my parasol 🥰

It would be cool if they would just leave this site alone as a good enough kinda place so shit would stop breaking all the time

Sometimes I'll say something admittedly a little corny but then my partner repeats it back to me in a Bob Dylan voice and it makes me so fucking mad.

(Make earrings)

Just my opinion: Target is only slightly better than walmart due to better pay practices. Albertsons owned stores are better than Kroger only because they're slightly more union friendly. Amazon can help support smaller businesses but their overall impact on the environment and economy are so bad.

I fucking miss bread.

More like AI generated fart, amirite!?

Your local library probably has one (or several) you can use!!!

I don't really know either, it wasn't inspired by anything specific. I just hate him haha

Lin-Manuel Miranda is a fucking loser.

Shadows and light!

My dad has made 3 or 4 of these over the years and they are scattered across random shelves in their house and every time I find one I laugh because I remember how disturbed I was when I first found one at 12 years old and my Dad had to explain it's knees and supposed to be funny...

You know it had that hot plastic smell, too.

Ugh, I applaud you for aiming to stick to this because I don't even like coffee, I like cream with some coffee in it and don't think I could do what you are doing!

Fuck endometriosis

Beans aren't vegetables!? Are they!? Oh god. Food classifications confuse me. I would need to remove tomatoes for beans immediately if this is the case.

Crispy like oven baked til the outer leaves have a hint of char? Because that's my FAV way to make em!

Gourds are so versatile and delicious! I'm already dreaming of Autumn when more varieties will be in season!

House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster title screen with bright blue text contrasted by a pink and purple sunset behind a creepy fountain at the background

A blend of hand drawn and digital art make the early 2010s style of House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster visually unique and fun

The creepy fountain from the title screen with no text

A hidden object search screen from House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster

A couple of years ago I played House of 1000 Doors: Family Secrets (2011) through discord with a couple of friends and LOVED it. Since I just beat a game, I have decided to dive into House of 1000 Doors: The Palm of Zoroaster, and just booting it up has put a smile on my face.

I would highly recommend this one, especially for under 5 dollars. The Southern Gothic was strong and a Louisiana of the early 2000s was wonderful to immerse myself in, even if it was for a silly little ghost story

I love Avocado so much, I wish I lived in an environment where we could have avacado trees 🤤

Honestly, cheese is the reason I ranked tomatoes so high, too!

Mushrooms are so freaking delicious!

I just beat this, it took me a little under 12 total hours and I loved every second of it!

I'm going to allow us to have corn as a freebe since it also a grain! As long as I have butter and salt, corn 1000 ways!

I love potatoes so much... I can't believe I put tomatoes over my precious potato!

There can be only 3! Trust me, I love veggies, picking three is crazy hard haha

What are your top three veggies? I think I could live forever off different combinations of onions, tomatoes, and peppers. I fucking love gourds and peas and would miss them dearly, but I could do it.

🤣🤣🤣 perfect manifestation of my feelings