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The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

If you want a bare metal stent you'll have to find your own, we only stock Xience Skypoints and Medtronic Onyx

We're low census so if you've been thinking about a pacemaker or you want a heart cath for the heck of it, come on in. No wait, reasonable finance options available. Buy one ICD get an ablation free.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

A board book with a head called STROKE A LEARNING AND RESOURCE GUIDE

The inside of the book with technical stuff about ischemic stroke

Plavix presents a board book for teaching your baby how to treat an ischemic stroke

Parrot Koala🦜🐨

hanif: ban the scan

@shahanafrombk.bsky.social is the first elected official here in NYC to propose legislation following to our @wired.com investigation into Madison Square Garden's intrusive surveillance operations.

A digital painting of a TV with the Super Smash Bros Melee character selection screen with a gamecube and controller on a wooden floor over a pink floral background

Time for some Melee! Choose your character!

It Was on Your Table Every Morning Growing Up. It’s Dying Before Our Eyes. No One Wants to Face It. The powerhouse of American citrus is suffering a brutal decline. Everyone has a theory about why.

An excellent piece about the total collapse of Florida oranges. If you've read John McPhee's Oranges you kind of have to read this to see how it turned out (extremely badly).

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The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

Optimized for attack at dick height

If I'm handling a baby, things have gone to shit *real* fast. I ain't touching a human that hasn't been through minimum 2 decades and had at least 3 vices

Every single human being in Surrey-on-Idledick is struck dead on a single day and it turns out 3 different wealthy families were all visiting at the same time and their butlers were all the illegitimate sons of the ailing patriarchs

Avengers team up sequence with Poirot, Ms. Marple, and Tommy and Tuppence when an entire quaint British village turns up dead all at once by wildly different means

A bird with a pink head, white body and a colourful crest

Pink cockatoo

Far Side cartoon (from the time of the Iran-Iraq War) showing a cruise ship entering the mine-infested waters of the Strait of Hormuz

As foreseen by the prophet Larson

If we are going back to a time when a divinely-appointed mad king tries to control the Pope, we might as well ressurect the Hanseatic League

They laughed when Germany produced the Dreadnought-class cruise ships. Laughed!

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

"You murdered 2 people to ensure that your son would inherit a fortune when you tried to claim he is the son of a rich man but it turns out the dead man's only legitimate heir is the woman your son is engaged to anyway. Suck it, loser," stated Poirot.

Thinking of Barnacle geese on Monday morning #birds

Cath labs gotta ensure repeat business somehow

I mean, technically no one can *make* you take them. You can roll the dice and see if the other arteries behave. I wouldn't recommend it, but it is a choice many folks do make.

“Balloon animal Jesus with ripped abs isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”

Sometimes it do be like that

A second post has hit the timeline

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Side view of a Killdeer chick beautifully lit up by late afternoon sunlight. It is standing in a patch of spring leaves, some ovate and some fern like. It is standing in front of shaded shallow water and greenery.

This not quite week-old Killdeer chick stepped into a patch of late afternoon sunlight. Stunning + adorable?! I'll take it. 🥰 #stunday #birds #babybirds