Wait, is that bike like across the Botanical Gardens' road?

I'm moving here very soon, so it'd be baller as fuck if a new bike path is this close

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

Notice how I said smiling and you turned that into a more barebones part of the job.

Letting me know you expect performance. That isn't the same and you should be old enough to know the difference.

Let's be real, he already has become "why won't this strange woman younger than me smile at mee?".

He's getting his feathers ruffled over absolutely nothing, looking for something to get mad at.

We need to stop thinking of smiling as a required performance out of people, its stupid to expect.

My god, how soft are you?

Looking a certain way isn't necessary, she doesn't need to smile or whatever the heck yiu're trying to insist on.

I'm sure you're paid quite well and doing fine, not everyone's having a grand ass time to complain about minute bullshit like you do.

No? Receptionists aren't supposed to perform happiness no matter what delusion made you think so.

Smiling, is not, required. Idk what weirdos pretend it is.

Its a low-paid worker thing.

Facebook grandpas and the like looove to pretend its specifically a Gen Z thing and I'm sick of it

here is the thing about vote scolding: it doesn't work

my personal position is that the right thing to do is to vote and - because the republican party is so completely world-destroyingly insane - to vote for the democrats

but you simply cannot change minds on this by scolding people

Fully on board with a governing philosophy of "All personal wealth above 10 million is seized or taxed at 100%, keeping any more is criminal"

Not something I think I'd agree with many on XD.

My biggest peeve tbh are the "Not loving dogs is a red flag" take and anyone who beleives it. I prefer cats to dogs, would never want a dog, but I'm not insane enough to say not liking cats is a red flag.

People are too weird about dogs.

1A be damned, say we treat pro-confederate nonsense like the Klan, as terrorist activity.

The courts seem to really need to be metaphorically kicked in the balls and replaced

Oh, that’s really just “conservatism” in a nutshell. Ignorance is held as superior to knowledge because knowledge biases you.

This 100%.

I've been wanting states given MM districts since I heard of it!
Til that happens, and proportional representation, fire with fire. We can't let a weapon like this stay in Republican-only hands.

This is leverage to ban the practice entirely.

This is how we legalized weed too and god DAMN is it something that makes me hate Missouri just a tiny, tiny bit less.

Meme lady stay winning

"Fascist-curious" is the most apt description of what's being spoken out loud as it's written below him... Fancy that

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Worth also noting IQ was invented solely to reflect this because, well that's it.

IQ as a whole is useless since it purely exists and was created for eugenicist race psuedoscience.

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First thing I noticed is how he didn't even DARE bring up what that specific 10% of disagreements were.

Almost like they were omitted for a reason.

Love the universal "Nobody knows who this mf is"

Who?

And, forgive me for forgetting the infamous "white guy/girl with sunglasses in a car with faces so generic they'd be immune to government survailance"

Lowk the dog or cat pic profile pics are in the same category as takes from anime and roman statue pfps.

The phrase goes, "When someone shows you who you are, believe them."

Palantir has done just that. It has shown us that it has no regard for the sanctity of human life, that it has no qualms separating families and terrorizing children, and that it believes we are not all equal.

Clearly we disagree ig.

I'm not convinced of that and likely never will, to me AI in all forms is snake oil and I refuse to entertain the idea of them being useful but to the foolish, the lazy, and both.