Anyone else still waiting to hear about the Royal Parks Half Marathon ballot or just me that hasn’t received anything. Just want a yes or a no guys!

Does anyone do that thing where you try to be the first one through the barriers after getting off the train. I always aim for top 3…well tonight I came from 4th place (4th off the train) to win gold. Thrilled.

First curry since my gallbladder removal…wish me and my guts good luck.

I have deep trauma from jeans so low cut in the 90s that they caused hip flexor injuries so you’ll excuse me if I prefer a jean that sits nicely just under my nipples

If I DM you funny memes and videos on all forms of social media then we are best friends

I’m bringing “GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN” pull focus energy today

I hate feeling I need to say this but sometimes I can’t stay long at stage door (I have a young son I need to get home to). If you want to speak to me just come and say hi…I’m not able to always approach everyone and I’ll just assume you don’t want to chat to me (which is absolutely fine).

Let’s just say I’m a clever clogs shall we?

Gosh it’s windy out 🚨🤡

I love watching people flirt on the tube 🫦

And did you do it?

Rex walked behind me as I was stepping backwards and I knocked him over with my bum. He’s now saying “mummy hard botbot, mummy fault” and I’m actually ok with that. It IS my fault I have a hard botbot.

I think Rex is dropping his nap…pray for me

About last week

We’ve got moves you’ve never seen before…

I always get the giggles when I hear those words

Take me with you

Yes please!

Olivia Bloom: Slotted Spoons Don’t Hold Much Soup (& Other Things Sondheim Taught Me) | Crazy Coqs | Zédel, Soho Book tickets for Olivia Bloom: Slotted Spoons Don’t Hold Much Soup (& Other Things Sondheim Taught Me) at Crazy Coqs, a cabaret and theatre in Brasserie Zédel, Soho.

Hiii👋 Establishing the vibe immediately by talking about Sondheim.

My solo show, Slotted Spoons Don’t Hold Much Soup (& Other Things Sondheim Taught Me) will be at the Crazy Coqs on 15th January and you should come!🎟️

www.brasseriezedel.com/events/olivi...

No code here…literally packing 20 pairs of pants.

Going away for a few days so packing 20 pairs of pants.

Today I’m going to be very silly…twice

Right…off we go!