I’ve just started querying agents for my first novel, and while I have nothing against fanfic writers because that’s how I got started…hooboy, if they think writing the novel is the hard part, I’ve got news for them. 🫠

The fucking NERVE of RFK acting like he doesn’t know why an anti-vaxxer tried to shoot up the CDC. Sit the fuck down.

“Due to an exceptionally high volume of applications, the position was filled earlier than anticipated. Unfortunately, this meant we were not able to review every application, including yours.”

I’m not even mad. A company being HONEST instead of blowing smoke up my ass? More of this, please.

Astronomer just hired Gwyneth Paltrow as their spokeswoman because she’s Chris Martin’s ex.

Except that she’s the bitch that inflicted Goop upon us, and you would be hard pressed to find anyone more universally despised among the STEM community. Great optics for a tech company, you fucking morons.

Just sent my first agent query for my novel and I am F R E A K I N G O U T. This moment has been fifteen years in the making.

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When my European/Aussie/Canadian friends ask me what it feels like to be American right now, I’m just going to start sending them this:

Maybe someday my mother will piece together the correlation between her constant repetition of MAGA talking points and my refusal to move back to my hometown…but today is apparently not that day.

If you’re going to state on your website that you’re open to speculative applications, don’t respond to said applications with a smarmy canned reply about how your open positions are listed on the website. The website where I got your email address and the instructions IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Treat us the way you would treat Russia. Cut us off from the international community. Remove us from alliances. Sanction us.

Literally anything besides asking us if we’ve tried protesting because yeah, we have, and this is how much good it’s done.

While I’m at it, fuck EVERY country who keeps wringing their hands and going “oh, isn’t it terrible what’s happening in the USA” and then NOT DOING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT IT.

WE. NEED. HELP.

WE ARE HOSTAGES.

They might as well pass a bill to rename this place Trumpistan, because they’ve killed the United States of America.

Anyone I see with any of the Beavis and Butthead operators is getting blocked because fuck you, that’s why. #callofduty #blackops6

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Rest in piss, you hypocritical piece of shit. ☺️

Happy 250th birthday, Army. I’m sorry you’re being reduced to a prop so that a draft-dodging felon who calls your fallen “suckers and losers” can do something we’ve always criticized other dictators for doing.

I’m so tired of watching people who call EVERYTHING they don’t like “communism” clapping like fucking seals as we bend over and take it up the ass from a literal KGB agent.

I want to fucking vomit.

I spent my whole childhood hating someone I knew personally (sort of a family friend) because I thought he was a dick, and now he’s a minor alt-right talking head who goes on Fox News occasionally to whine about how persecuted Christians are and how “woke” is evil…and it turned out I was right.

All you “but but but states’ rights!!!” motherfuckers are REAL DAMN QUIET right now.

I’m so fucking tired.

I’m tired of watching this country be destroyed by its own stubbornness and willful ignorance.

I’m tired of living in a society so fucking broken that people feel empowered to openly applaud cruelty.

I’m tired of being told it’s not fucking happening.

I’m just…so tired.

Saw last night that Russia was doing final safety checks before opening the bridge, and went “ah, time for Ukraine to blow it up again.”

And then lo and behold… 🤣

If you insist on using a rocket launcher in the “Stakeout” map, I hope your GPU overheats. #callofduty

If I have my way, I will never contribute to 🇺🇸 medical research again as long as I live. Even when the regime falls, I’m disgusted that I live in a country that allowed an antivaxxer with a vendetta against NEJM, JAMA, & Lancet to head HHS. Maybe a lab in 🇨🇦, 🇦🇺, or 🇪🇺 someday, but never here again.

So he finally admits that this whole fucking time, he’s been protecting Russia.

Иди нахуй, Comrade Krasnov.

Yeah, how dare she not be a world-renowned oncologist with her doctorate in *checks notes* …education?

The cruelty of Dear Leader’s disgusting fucking family knows no bounds.

If we can’t say 8647 anymore, then 2547. 🙃

I don’t care who the fuck supposedly “deputized” you—if you’re masked and in street clothes and refuse to identify yourself, and try to physically restrain me, I am going to assume I’m about to be sexually assaulted and respond accordingly.

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Hallo Deutschland,

Considering you’ve now had to deal with the American government telling you you’re in the wrong for fighting right-wing extremism, is now a good time to claim asylum?

…on how the Marxist-Leninist conceptualization of citizens’ bodies as property of the state led to a very dysfunctional mindset about research and punitive medicine. The Olympic doping scandal, Zersetzung, SA under the guise of gyno exams, lobotomies, involuntary blood donations…it was Not Great.