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Trump Apparently Thinks Soda Kills Cancer Cells Because ‘It Kills Grass’ Honestly how is this man still alive.

"It kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body."

Now leading HuffPost:

That was a sweet deal 😏

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild.

"Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

NASA's Artemis 2 pilot Victor Glover listens to 'Whitey on the Moon' every Monday. This is why. "It ain't about racism. It's about the human condition."

A few people have replied to my Artemis posts with links to Gil Scott-Heron's "Whitey on the Moon." Here's a story from Space.com about Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, currently en route to fly around the Moon, and his connection to that piece. www.space.com/space-explor...

Mountain snowpack should be peaking around now. This year, it's almost gone - Colorado Climate Blog We’ve reached April 1, which is a key date in assessing where things stand with snow in the mountains, which then informs the likely water supply in streams and rivers later in the spring and summer. ...

Mountain snowpack in Colorado should be peaking around now. This year, it's almost gone.

New blog post that shows how it is now clear that this is the worst snowpack year on record for Colorado, following the record-shattering March warmth. 1/

Officials in authoritarian regimes signal their loyalty to the leader by making obviously false claims in public (per @mcopelov.bsky.social)

As the first reanalysis data become available, I think I can say with a fairly high degree of confidence that the March 2026 heatwave will go down as the most anomalously extreme heat event ever observed at any time of year in the southwestern U.S.

man, they’ve even taken that from us

An ICE agent inside an airport, leaning against a pole and fucking around on his phone. He's next to a window, which looks out at a huge line of people waiting to even get inside the terminal to stand in a security line.

picture, thousan words, etc etc

Donald J. Trump Y @reaDonaldTrump Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP 602 ReTruths 1.81k Likes 3/21/26, 12:26 J

Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Good words of warning here. AI models are generally designed to read and incorporate (and, in a sense, believe) virtually everything they find online, with very few guardrails. The information can get divorced from its original source, context, & rebuttals or retractions. That's a really big problem

Scoop: U.S. ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee joked to embassy staff about procreating while sheltering in place on Tuesday in a memo one U.S. official described as “awkward” and “odd.”

What's Up With Trump's Angry Neck Rash? We Asked The Experts. The White House explanation mostly checks out. Mostly.

The White House explanation mostly checks out. Mostly.

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Could someone please reset the "Hours without an embarrassing DOJ filing" clock to 0?

21%

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I like to distract myself from the terrifying political news by reading the ridiculous political news.

Bored of Peace

‘Elaine From Atlantic … She Needs to Leave’ Representative Jasmine Crockett claimed I wasn’t kicked out of her rally. Here’s the audio.

Bad enough to kick a reporter out. Worse to lie about it. Worse still to smear the reporter involved by a) accusing her of fabulism — a career-ending accusation — and b) falsely claiming she’s been sued for defamation

Not dramatic enough? There’s audio:

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

The DOJ is receiving criticism for removing, then replacing, a photo of Howard Lutnick on Epstein's Island from the Epstein Files.

This comes after new reports of Lutnick and Epstein's close years-long relationship after Epstein's child sex crimes conviction.

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Trump's Stablecoin USD1: Binance Holds 87% After Founder's Pardon World Liberty Financial's founding document describes the company as "pioneering a new era of Decentralized Finance." Its flagship stablecoin is anything but.

New: Binance holds 87% of the Trump family's stablecoin—$4.7 billion—a higher concentration than any other major stablecoin has at any single exchange.

Its U.S. affiliate holds $1,119.

me, for @forbes.com

Bezos could have saved WaPo’s sports and local journalists. He laid them off instead. “The equation isn’t adding up.”

(Media) SCOOP: Weeks ago, the owner of the Washington City Paper had offered to purchase The Washington Post's sports and local sections, keeping their desks alive.

The Post reporters were laid off and the desks were shut down instead.

www.theverge.com/policy/87683...

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats