Brought my daughter to watch the SpongeBob movie and I’m entertained af lol it’s pretty good!

It’s 2026. I deleted all my dating apps. I have Hashimoto’s and this year I’m tackling that. It was fun to date but I think I wanna work on me and figure out how manage my symptoms 🫶🏻 yay #hashimotos

oh hi bluesky. I’m backkkkk

Sigh. Happy birthday America.
Love, a proud latina & American #fourthofjuly #latinaandproud #lasvegas #america

when your little one says “I want to be a tattoo artist when I grow up” and she brings me a tattoo she wants to put on my body. She’s 5 and she’s watched enough videos with me to know what the transfer process is 🖤 lol so dang sweet #traditionaltattoos

There comes a time when silence is betrayal. MLK Jr.

We had to get in on the video action too — Bluesky now has custom feeds for video!

Like any other feed, you can choose to pin these or not. Bluesky is yours to customize.

TikTok is officially coming back online.

Food for thought.

Finding out new information about your best friend of 20 years… should be illegal.

I get sooooo sleepy with caffeine

Fun fact: my neighbor doesn’t give a fuck about how loud he revs his car right in front of our bedroom windows ☺️ love that

urgent care visit #7379292 with my kiddo. A mother’s intuition is no joke… I hope this is the last one for a while

explaining to a 4 year old why the K in the word KNOT is silent and why the K in the word KITE is not silent… is the hardest thing ever. Props to all the teachers everywhere 😩

I was told I look like a lesbian today. And I love it 🤌🏼💖

I’m doing Elf on the Shelf for the first time this year…. Accepting ALL easy af ideas.

my daughter just yelled from the living room, “Mom! I’m really not liking this episode because I really don’t like SpongeBob. He ate Gary’s food and stole his ball!” 😡 the old cartoons are the best haha I never get commentary when she watches YouTube 😂

things I love: taking a melatonin at night
things I don’t love: taking it a bit too late and then sleeping past your 4:15 and 4:30 am alarms 🥲

I thought it would be safe to online window shop and start adding things to my cart for Christmas presents but the deals are too good and now those carts are cleared 😩 💸

My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️

Bad Bunny & $uicideBoy$ were my top favorites for 2024 ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Bad Bunny for my latina blood and $B for my hip hop heart #applemusic

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Victim advocates are wonderful people 🫶🏻

The Family (2013) with Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer is so underrated. I’d have watched a sequel for it.

I love how I went into work today saying “omg I’m so happy to be back at work” and then by 12:30 I’m like “omg send me home 😩”

Okay I’m in it. I’m watching Landman.

(GASP) I wish I could like this a million times. Aelin is amazing ❤️‍🔥

Love waking up and doing some self care while watching 48 Hours. I’m such a crime show junkie. But also - nails done, hair done, everything is did 🤌🏼

Driving to my nail appointment while listening to the game. I stfg Miami 🤌🏼 no pressure 😩😩😩

hijuelagranputa 🤌🏼 the word livid doesn’t begin to cover what I’m feeling right now 🤬🤬🤬 #umvssyracuse 💚🧡 how tf how tf how tf