this post set back 500 years its over

Hungarians be like: I have a structured settlement and I need paprikash now

In England they have a word for fucking, i think they call it "strokes on tent" and I think that's kind of beautiful.

That fake tech boy would never know what hit him when a real silicon valley crackhead comes at him

Is this a riddle account now? Are we posting puzzles? Yes I'm a mischievous gnome now.

forbidden DNA sequencing techniques just gave me a new form of dyslexia

I can tell you this much I would never get isekai'd into the genshin world, they'd starve my fat ass to death in the twinkification camps.

I've had songs in the key of life on repeat the whole week and can't believe how good it is fr

when stevie wonder's talking about love and the synthesizers start playing

glomputer scavenger hunt find the snow leopard in this image

Literally feels like a new renaissance lol I love the block party feeling here.

if I finally finish this week's work maybe I'll actually get back to focusing on the normal everyday life stuff too 💀

Studying something you enjoy learning, but with a super steep learning curve, and then having to cope with deadlines and half assing when you fall behind to hit those deadlines feels like a special kind of hell...

umm he's actually Swedish 👆🤓

taskmaster out of context

I think the government should look into this

That's it, I'm tired of Bluesky.

It's time to take my personal brand to the next level and connect with high net worth individuals. I'm moving to Zelle™ now.

All my posts will now be in the form of 5$ cash requests for my inner circle. If you want to send me a message just hit enter! Thank you.

this is Mel, he is my (almost) 5 year old Australian Shepherd

Honestly after getting used to dark chocolate, normal chocolate tastes so damn sugary it's crazy.

what brand do you usually eat?

For the discovery feed, If it's not clear what you'll expect from my account:

- a lot of of yapping about music, movies and videogames.

- a zest for the smaller things in life

- ramblings about boston, god's own beautiful city on earth and the Asian experience.

- toilet humor

thank you

bingus

oh fuck it's @snugcrow.bsky.social from critically acclaimed slop stream Reload Last Save on twitch dot tv forward slash reloadlastsave send post

Yee landlubbers be unfit for this parley but we ought to normalize plundering and sailing the high seas

When I heard it was about Grimes something clicked lol.

I find the whole bit of a middle aged man having this really long drawn out breakdown, projecting it onto world affairs and magnifying it for the planet to see to be so surreal.

Like it's something you'd see out of Black Mirror.

Yeah my notifications were popping off. I'm kind of happy I might get to see some of my oomfs on here too :)

Feels like the beginning of something nice if things are getting mainstream.

Judge halts Robert Roberson execution minutes before death sentence An unusual legal move has bought more time for a Texas man who was set to be executed this evening.

BREAKING NEWS: An unusual legal move has bought more time for a Texas man who was set to be executed this evening. A bipartisan group of Texas lawmakers, who said Robert Roberson was actually innocent and shouldn’t be executed, issued a subpoena on Wednesday for the death row inmate.

did something cause a migration to bluesky a few hours earlier? Noticed a lot of "just joined" posts and follows lately lol.

they're adding a new character to naruto word on the street is they're calling him Hokage Thuoh

it's nice here kind of like screaming whatever shit you want to say into the void

I like the fact that I can literally just have like 3 ppl on my feed this really is an app for chilling