The fact that I’m in this area a lot makes me very happy.

I know frog I know…

Wow. Another Monday.

Same. I was like sheesh this is gonna be hard because they’re all the same person. 4 episodes in and I have them all down.

Only talking like Alicia from RHORI from now on.

Luckily, I did not forget those!

They look SO good!

Happy birthday!

Went to Home Depot for light bulbs and a mop and walked out with a new dishwasher 🥴

RuPaul: “I HAD NO IDEA”

Happy final “you know somebody lost the life?” day to all who celebrate.

“Maybe I have to go back to the other app”. Ok?

First time in a while this app hasn’t worked and some of you actin like it does this every day. Calm down, Susan 🙄

We all made fun of the "per my last email" people and now the corporate world is full of lazy illiterates

Had to take a minute because the morning skinny was HITTIN’

Yet somehow these clowns are being promoted while I’ve been stagnant in the same position now for almost 4 years. It’s so discouraging and surely does not incentivize me to work any harder and, in fact, incentivizes me to do the exact opposite.

I hate to be that person that’s like “mY work ProDucT iS so mUcH beTTeR than EvERyOnE eLse’s” but when I genuinely look around at some of the people I work with I’m in constantly bewilderment of how these people are employed. I’m constantly told that the quality of my work is top notch and

Another Monday

Bet you never thought you’d cry over a rock!

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

Happy to report that my second outdoor run was MUCH BETTER than the first

Photo of Chicago skyline through some brush and trees

Can't wait for Summer in the Greatest City in the Whole World ™️

This team is already pissing me the fuck off and we’re two weeks in.

We quote this in our house multiple times a week!

Ok YUM

Sometimes math is really cool.

How are we feeling about this new Berlin?

You got this!!

Well….