a woman in a red dress is talking to a man in a suit . ALT: a woman in a red dress is talking to a man in a suit .

I just want to kiss a boy and feel something. Like an emotion or dopamine. Something!

Swoooooooon

What a lovely bum!

Is there a sign up sheet for the event?

I could stare into your eyes all day

a MAN

Had a terrible time in England trying to do the same

That’s not the happiest moment

How can i be this handsome and be this single at the same time?

Call me Damn Judi Drench

My balls might be wrinkled but this face card ain’t

Charles Darwin statue, Shrewsbury

Warwick Castle, Warwick

Monument to the Great Fire, London

Canterbury Cathedral, Canterbury

Victoria Square, Birmingham

William Shakespeare Statue, Stratford-upon-Avon

10 days, 6 cities in England. It was an amazing time!

London
Canterbury
Birmingham
Stratford-upon-Avon
Shrewsbury
Warwick

😆😆😆

The bronco is ready for Christmas

Rudy’s reigned out from the reindeer games

I’ll be waiting 😏😍

I need like a spooky blowjob or something since it is the spirits night!

Treat yourself!!

My bush is really bushing this morning. The morning wood rises above it nicely

In honor of Columbus Day, I went to the supermarket and got lost and found spices that I wasn’t looking for and then destroyed the whole aisle in the name of God.

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Got a full body massage last night and the massage therapist said I had great legs and of course I had to get an erection right after.

Saw one of the regulars that’s on Grindr come into the store today. He was so fucking rude.

May he always be flaccid and all of his future dates be flaccid.

It’s a lomein noodle ball with chopsticks

Good morning to you as well!

Moon bathing

A guy on Grindr this morning asked me how I was; I said I just woke up (it was about 8:45a) and we chatted for a few minutes and it was going well. I didn’t respond within 4 minutes and he goes “you seem uninterested, have a good Sunday”

Why are men so fucking fickle???

Do it lady!

Today I made a delivery to a customers house that just a couple weeks ago had a fling with; address was saved in my GPS and wondered why and when I pulled up, it was the same customer. Needless to say I dropped his delivery and my load off to him and took a quick naked dip in his pool.