There seems to be a dispute on this.

Department Of Homeland Security Terrorism Undersecretary outed fishing for sugar daddies on website in Daily Beast expose'.

I'm in England so a few seasons behind!

No spoilers ffs! 😉

It is true I am very right-wing and racist. If anyone robbed my minibar it was gonna be Black guy!

At time I was laid in bed watching TV with girlfriend Manda who is also Black so I suspect a conspiracy!

Does Leroy Jethro Gibbs and the NCIS team know SecNav has been fired?

Has this order come from Israel? If so did Ziva know???

Questions need answers!

Abroad this week with dad's bodyguard Zak. He is adjoining hotel room and has just wandered into my room and helped himself to my minibar!

"What, Sarah? I've put up with you all week and no one has shot you. Will you really deny a Black guy 5 miniature vodkas? Racist!"

I love Zak! 🤗🥰😂😂😂

In Asia it is said a dog is not just for Christmas.

Hopefully there'll be some left over for Boxing Day!

I've sent this to my girlfriend Nita who is Asian saying "Is this the new DoorDash when your takeaway walks home with you?"

I'm expecting a beating when I get home lol! 🥺😉😂😂😂😂

So why am I still owning a food bank and a charity and appealing cuts to PIP for our clients and helping them with their extortionate fuel bills while Starmer was offering tax cuts to US tech companies in exchange for lower Trump tariffs?

I voted Labour and they have betrayed their roots. End of.

Thanks! My friend's star sign was Cancer and it's ironic how she died.

She was at the beach and was mauled by a giant crab!

I went to school in Grimsby. They had to cancel the nativity play because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...

I'm sweating more than Trump when he saw the Epstein files!

This was literally in Amazon's T&Cs for traders a few years ago. You weren't allowed to sell the same item for less elsewhere.

Rihanna in 2009 after being beaten by Chris brown

Serious question how are we gonna get rid of Chris Brown once and for all? I’m old enough to remember the photos of Rihanna after he beat her and he’s still at the top of every fucking R&B playlist. I just see his name and I get mad. Am I really the only one? Fuck him

Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

TRUMP'S QUICKLY LEARNING THAT IRAN PUTS UP A BIGGER FIGHT THANA 13-YEAR OLD GIRL

I'm abroad for work this week. Just checked in with home. Girlfriends put our kitten Bella on the phone. We shared meows. She was telling me about her busy day!

What? I'm a cat mum! Don't look at your phone like that!

“A different way of calculating percentages”

Also known as …. wrong

A detailed, symbolic painting inspired by the movie "Pulp Fiction," featuring Samuel L. Jackson's character depicted as a Jesus-like figure with a glowing halo and radiant hands, blessing a sick man lying in a hospital bed. Surrounding them are other characters from the film—John Travolta and Uma Thurman—both praying, and a nurse and another man watching solemnly. Above, three cherubic angels with the faces of other "Pulp Fiction" characters float in the sky. The background includes iconic American symbols such as the U.S. Capitol, the Statue of Liberty, an American flag, flying bald eagles, military jets, and fireworks, blending religious imagery with patriotic and cinematic elements.

This is great! 😂

Niiiice ink. I'd ride you like a stolen bicycle! 😉😜😂

Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

My girlfriend Jen works at my marketing biz. We've been employed by a wild camping, survival company. Build a shelter, hunt rabbits, build a fire with earwax etc.

Jen's idea: If you need a tent then you might be a poof.

Brilliant! They deffo won't go for it but it shows we can get attention! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

For my birthday Manda bought me a trainer bra!

What a bitch!!!

America right now is a dramedy… part clown show, part horror…

After SIX DAYS and no interaction on this post!

No one CARES about the verbal shit you think you have to say lol!

Please block me so therefore admitting Americans are thin skinned losers.

Interesting. Now all I need is her credit card details....

Autocorrect.

And ass is not an English word. It's ARSE!

An example is "you smell like a zookeeper cloth after washing an elephant's arse."

I hope this clears things up. Now you can return to fucking your siblings.

Mike. If I was on a walk with you I'd also jump into the nearest body of water. And I can't fucking swim!

He is a Catholic. I've not seen him atone for his sins and make real efforts to undo what he has done.

Him suddenly saying whoopsie after a decade of shilling for Trump on Faux News (which he publicly admitted to!) does not instantly make him one of the good guys.

We had a dachshund. Gobby as fuck at people passing by. Shit scared of the sea!

He was of little brain. He made Trump look like a genius! But he didn't do the kiddie-fiddler stuff.