it's wet. everywhere and always. rainforest. like Maine. swampy everywhere outdoors.

Joan of Arc initiated several deadly battles

Joan of Arc

wrist watch = low self-esteem

the described dilapidation is not visible in your photograph

golf = gay

adult sports = homoerotic man-play

different thought: track down and guillotine everybody with over $11 million in combined assets

also?

urban bicycling = unsafe conduct

oh? so you just admitted this isn't truly a representative democracy? good first step!

#RevolutionNow #EatTheRich #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail #pollTest #geniocracy

What do you get when voting is not mandatory and the stupidest people in your society are invited to participate in the elections?

#pollTest mother fuckers! it's not racist, it's "smartist". Black people aren't automatically stupid anymore, the way we were in the Jim-Crow South.

even me?!? a Communist with a lengthy criminal record for smuggling grass??? I'm not sure...

liar! liar! I'm being eaten by a shark right this minute! send help. please! my phone might get wet. help meeeeeeeeee....

the ultimate sacrifice:

kids are fast.
kids are dumb.
kids are impulsive.
if you see kids, drop speed and cover the brakes.
same as when you see a cop!

adult sports = homoerotic man-play

try being Black; you aren't often accused of racism, but the old "Antisemitism" is readily assumed! (of course, in my own case, that's quite accurate...)

Okay, but this time, can we not let stupid people vote in the elections??

okay, we start with the International Jew and move on to Puerto Ricans from there...

#MAGA

/sarcasm

Well, that's fine, but we need to continue letting stupid people vote in every election, so that we continue to get the kinds of outcomes we've been getting. stupid folks have every RIGHT to vote and they should be allowed to vote. So nobody propose a poll test because that would be racist.

nope

Saudi Arabia = slave state

Saudi Arabia = slave state

sorry you're forced to dwell in that urban hellscape, bud

the auld Tesla driver to pedophile pipeline!!! yes.

wealthy negro? that's my group! tight knit we are, lol.

new president, yes, but America won't have MY 1040 filing ever again

dumm hoe anyway

golf = homoerotic man-play

MY dog would slaughter both plates in under 30 seconds