Get the special knee ones

We’ve had our issues this season but I am so proud of Virgil van Dijk he’s the best centerback I’ve ever seen at Liverpool

Completely checked out on a garbage season except for doing the double in the fucking derby ahahahahahaha eat shit Everton

Laughable. I literally laughed out loud.

Evidently the definition of “clear and obvious error” isn’t clear or obvious

It’s as if they’ve got the Anfield Night Passion going but they’re also very very stupid

If Liverpool didn’t have bad luck they’d have no luck at all

They cant all be Julius II but some people wish they were

Seems like maybe you shouldn’t call for lebensraum on the eve of Holocaust Remembrance Day

JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

You don’t want to know the answer I’m guessing

Please water the greens tonight you Augusta psychopaths

We went to the moon in the 1960s and and dramatically improved as a society and then Nixon and Reagan happened. Let’s do more moon shit which leads to more good earth shit

I like the primary colors more

Royal tenenbaums but it’s damn close

The Hodge Era is the only other time for me and that’s wild to say about a team that won the league last season

Absolute tons of failings of their own making but also Liverpool’s luck this season is something else

I’ll be damned it is three at the back

Looking at the XI and trying real hard to make it 3-5-1-1 but no we all know it’s just Frimpong at RW

The discrepancy between the beauty and wonder and opportunity of Artemis and the base meanness and grasping and evil of our attack on Iran is just such a metaphor for our times and it hurts

Blasphemy

100% it’s there because some guest complained about having to see me in pajamas chain smoking some morning too which is why I really wanna do it

One of the current board routinely wanders around checking after the lawn people and doing property inspections so she’ll see it soon but I want it gone now it’s annoying me

Next door neighbors, who use the condo as a shitty air bnb, attached a badly built fence to their deck which is 100% against the bylaws and I really wanna narc to the board so I don’t have to look at it, but I have strong feelings about being an HOA narc. Real conflicted here.

He raised us… our first anti capitalist globalist text was literally animaniacs

Such a good read. I reiterate. Mo Salah is the best Liverpool player ever.

That said it’s time. We tried one more season. I see this season and I still think it’s the right decision. As is this the last dance. Same as Klopp. I’ll take the it’s maybe one too many for the memories.

I saw Stevie. I saw Rush and Kenny. I said what I said

Mo Salah is probably the best Liverpool player ever and I been doing this for a long time and still feel rather confident in that statement

Yes thats when I give up and drink