It’s devastatingly relatable lol

Missing the student who used to sign off on all their emails with “have a razzle dazzle day.” I hope they’re well

In dwarf fortress, I’ve discovered that one of my dwarves is upset because it’s been too long since they were in communion with The Soaked Clam. That’s some deity, buddy, have fun with your worship

toilet a at 1:30's fundamentals were a mess and it got exposed. not sure why anyone's surprised. you can't have footwork like that and expect to win in this league

Eephus!!!!!

(for the record: it is, genuinely, a movie about a cool car that drinks blood)

RIGHT I almost purchased it despite having no DVD player lol

… instead I bought In My Skin (guess I need a DVD player now)

Image of a DVD case held up in front of a display of different movies. This one is the film Ferat Vampire and features cover art of a cool car that warps towards the front so that the grill becomes a humanlike mouth including front teeth, sharp fangs, and an extended tongue. Below the mouth extends a set of either fingers or toes (I’m unsure which) with long, sharp nails. It’s awesome

love this cover art lmao

Oh is that the Curlworks one? It’s sooo cute

It truly does!!!

Honestly I haven’t seen the last one yet … I’m curious but like. I could also watch Phase IV or Exorcist II or something ykwim

My desperate optimist side hopes it’s like in Batman Returns where Pee Wee shows up for approximately thirty seconds to fling baby penguin into a sewer

Something painfully funny about seeing them bring out a stretcher for the robot

His name is Jonathan G. Judas and he will grow strong and small

Now I’m imagining that too and it’s excellent, thank you LMAO

Image of a pre-bonsai tree: a young willow leaf ficus that has been planted in a bonsai pot but is not yet shaped or trained in any way. It is on a windowsill, and now that I’m thinking about it, it’s a little too obvious that I really need to get my windows cleaned. Whoops.

have you met my son? my youngest son?

I’m Big Frankie

I’m Big Frankie

Yeah :)

He is beautiful … to me …

Love low poly pigeon

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I can’t stop looking at the spot in the picture on the left where the text on the guy’s shirt continues into midair

it’s a really magnificent vision

Oh I fully agree lol. Also they’re a pain for the theater workers who need to clean the damn theater

I do think a lot about the after credits scene in Ghost World!! (I have no idea if that exists in all of the versions of the film bc when it showed up while we were watching the DVD my brother and I were both perplexed)

Actually the thing that keeps me up at night 🫨

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

I’m here to help! 😌

this is so that the television can perform what is known as a “cloacal kiss”