Ordering hides after a convention be like -- "55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS"
Unfortunately my total is NOT $680 🫣🫣
Forever laughing at the bald guy that said vendor markets are a slow burn way to build my business reputation. Take a gander at my empty wall hooks from day 2 of 4 at SouthEast LeatherFest
I know this is also giving "my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery. What a privilege to be overwhelmed with work I would have begged for years ago.
Look, I know having something new for a convention you're going to is probably fun on the customer end of things, but on my end of things I feel like I'm juggling fire because I'm making inventory FOR those conventions. So like, be nice to me, or ask in August. 😭
After a year of vigorously testing the paint job, I think it's time to post this #Bootblack swag. Made from one solid strip of black cow hide. Stamped with the words "Boot Black" and hand painted white in two words so your belt loop doesn't cut off the letters.
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Our thuddiest toy to date, Bunny beaters are leather bats that pack a punch with their own weight. On average they are 1.5 pounds. For that deep impact feel, we wrap an oak handle with bull hide and then cover it with rabbit fur for soft cool down or sensation play.
I feel the same way about stitching Muir caps/Covers
Saddle stitching an entire harness is hardcore
Fetishizing your MeeMaws couch. She says "hi" by the way.
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Yep. Learned from my first collaboration and I'm never doing that again.
Collaborate?
Oh, you mean I do all the work and you take credit for it on social media? Lol, no.
Industry babes, do you want toys or tools for your trade? If you're a SW, you can DM or email me for a discount on your order.
Proof required (a link to your platform or DM from your work account)
Blue and Black Rabbits Ear, whipsnake handle flogger, and finger flogger set available in the shop now.
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HEY YOU!
i want you to support the first and only courtesan's union in us history
i want you to support adalind and jupiter and paloma who were illegally fired
(if you can do it with money, so much the better!)
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"You make all of this?" Is the most common question I get at every market I attend. Not sure if it's because of sexism or because dropshipping has become the norm, or both. But yes, I made all of this...
Hi there from Team Mutiny! We've got some exciting news lined up for you all! We will officially be relaunching our website mutinycustomclothing.com on March 1st! We are dedicated towards #lgbt representation in fashion, and will be teaming up with @squidlyco.com and MORE! Tune in for big gay fun.
I would like to thank my gym membership for preparing me to load/unload/reload four 60 pound totes of leather toys and 15 grid walls all on my own. First solo business trip complete. 💪
Now this boss ass bitch with a sleeper build needs a two day nap.
Thank you ConNooga. You made my weekend
Maple Leaf paddles in autumn colors. Delivers smacks and pressure point taps, and is beautiful wall decor. Hang it next to your skulls, oddities, or lego flowers. How would they know it serves another purpose? 🤔
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When I hold my sacred anger in one hand and my whimsy in the other, I create whimsical instruments of pain.
Current floggers available in the shop
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Now that this has been presented, I can finally post it. Only the best Cover for a Master worth his salt, @thumper-atl.bsky.social
Saddle-stitched by hand, bands colormatched to his leathers, and custom engraved cockade of the House Fuji Kamon.
Thumpers are back in stock in select color combinations for all your bonking pleasures. Great for rhythmic drumming, thuddy impact, and deep tissue rolling 👌
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Hey white people, coming to a mexican restaurant for lunch and speaking highly of the shit ICE is doing is crazy work. Go home and eat your unseasoned hamburger helper. The fuck is wrong with you?
It's incredible how much I live rent free in the minds of some deeply unwell people.
How your dropship email finds me...
Small business owners, I'm talking to you. If you don't work for a capitalist machine, you work for your community, and right now communities in #Minneapolis need you.
I do want to say that during this strike, avoid purchasing supply replenishments, especially from large corperations. #fuckice
I have been contemplating going back part time so that I can make some fast financial moves, but it seems now isn't the right time. Maybe it never will be!
I just realized that the day I set to audition at strip clubs has come and past and I totally forgot about it because I have a queue of orders to knock out.
Thank you for keeping me out of the strip club. 🥰
Apparently my niche super power is being able to look at a color and mixing a copy with paint.
Well if leatherwork doesn't work out, you can find me at the paint counter at a Lowes 🤣
(Kidding, leatherwork is working out)
