When your 4 yr old NEEDS a lizard to eat her pancakes. I present to you, a plizzy. #momlife #socute

We let Limewire and Napster wreck the heck out of all our family computers…

Same. All while doing a Dry Jan too.

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Deleted Facebook, Instagram, Facebook Messenger, and Threads from my phone. #metablackout

We’re fully island folk now.

Celebrating the big 4-oh in St. Croix to make it a lil less painful. 🎉

That's a happy face!

My husband teaching the bebe to make pizza.

When you have a family and then they leave for a lil bit and you have the whole house to yourself but there's too many options for activities. You could read, play video games, finish a stitching WIP. But you freeze up thinking about the possibilities and end up scrolling and bingeing HBO MAX.😑 lame

I have for sure found at least one of my people here then. Respect.

No one I'm know IRL is here so... 🚩 🚩 🚩

I'm not sure what this says about me but Get Low was still in my 2022 Spotify Year in Review.

And Salt Shaker, TBH

Ohhhh the songs that white people get turnt to.

Same in Healthcare IT.

I appreciate the tips!

Haha! Well that will make this much more interesting. Finally got my invite code this week, but didn't realize until this post that i should add feeds.

Also, I like to think my wonky eye is flirty, not just weird. It's saying, hey! I may be about to wink at you. And that's called self-esteem, baby.

Can natural eyebrows be back in now? I can't stand the though of spending another second of my life plucking them away or filling them in.

A selfie of me and with my wonky eye.

Ready for fun pre-weekend grocery shopping trip.

I feel like this is sort of committing me to twelve years of Christmas ornaments as gifts, which is a little daunting. But also, I love a good tradition!

Embroidering Partidge in a Pear Tree mini ornaments for friends and family’s Christmas gifts this year. Only a dozen more to go. 😅

Dr Evil from Austin Powers presses a pinky to his lips.

My pinkies are the most flippant of all my fingers.

A picture of a keyboard with Power button that some idiot thought would be a good idea right above PrtSc button.

Under no circumstances am I ever trying to shut down my computer by pressing one button. I am 100% of the time trying to use the PrtSc button to grab a screenshot that “proves my point” in the middle of a heated email when my pinky wildly decides it's time for a shut down.

I wish thinking (and overthinking) burned as many calories as a workout. I’d be sporting the ’90s heroin chic look that I aspired for growing up.