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Posts by Certified Beef

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

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is that all this guy thinks about

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*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR

👀👁‍🗨

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Friday at last…

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dancing green you are so very cool

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we know

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Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

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Jay 
Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

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Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Entire page is blank because it won’t load

I couldn’t come up with a funnier joke than this

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I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died

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Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

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Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

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Fist me

Fist me

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'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

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A series of silly Tumblr posts.
bonecouch starts with a quote:
"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)
lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction:
she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.
an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument:
She was thinking it though.
powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain:
inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

one of the all-time greats

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MILF (man i love forsaken)

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halmarut telling the wol and co about the ecological fallout of killing both zodiark and hydaelyn

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this is the emotional opposite of the Just Walk Out skeleton

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Having Keanu Reeves as your sleep paralysis demon really takes some edge off in that game, I swear

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Tweet from Sean Leahy @thepunningman

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a strong, call a Bondulance"

Tweet from Sean Leahy @thepunningman "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a strong, call a Bondulance"

This one still fuckin kills me

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this is pure recency bias because @ianfay.bsky.social just reminded me this exists but

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Can everyone please show me their favourite Warcraft Funny Posts
Here's one of mine

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sincerely an all-timer for me

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It’s big ball chunky time

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tumblr user pjackk got deleted today and everyone is holding a vigil for him. I’ll miss him so much

4 weeks ago 2126 857 13 5
anon: i will not see the movie. 
OP: and it will do a billion in box office. 
anon: a billion minus one.

anon: i will not see the movie. OP: and it will do a billion in box office. anon: a billion minus one.

saying i won't play a game because it uses ai in some capacity makes me feel like this

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Dune yo mom, and yo dad.

Dune yo mom, and yo dad.

Dune time among us again.

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