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Woag im not dead! Also happy new year! BETTER be watching NTV to celebrate!

Ya know that one time where I said I put on light mode to hurt people's eyes?

Yeah I still use it lol

You blind bat she was in noisette's cafe how did ya miss it!?

//wheres the king neptune one

STFU I CAN HEAR YOU FROM MY STUDIO. I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES ALOT OF NOISE! NOT YOU!

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OH crap I didn't realised that 55 people have followed me!!
thanks chumps!

Now if you excuse me, im going to kill people who have been using my likeness in brainrot videos.

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Attention people of Bikini Bottom!

Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!!
If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out!
We even got Bubble Buddy there!
Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere

Neptune, out!

I mean you look like one so

Idk about you guys but IM GETTING THAT MONEY-

Respect. Stay safe out there everyone.

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

I think the bunny is outside the left door btw

NOTE: IF I DONT GET MY CROWN BACK, IM REPLACING ALL OF THE WATER IN BIKINI BOTTOM WITH LAVA. I DONT CARE IF THATS ILLEGAL IM THE KING NOW FIND MY CROWN. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.

King Neptune better watch out he's got plot armour

Where the FUCK is my crown.

OH HEY I THINK @squidwardtheartist.bsky.social IS HERE!!! HI SQUIDWARD!!!

ya gonna die squiddy

WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!

If the next Spongebob movie is unsuccessful, I'm banning sex in Bikini Bottom. I'm dead serious.

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Ngl, modern spongebob isn't that ba-

WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!

bruh since when was pizza tower an anime?

I... am KING NEPTUNE! Ruler of the 7 seas and Bikini Bottom! Ask Me Anything.

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Is it true that you are bald?

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Ello Chaps. Fine morning we are having, yes?

U?

ngl kinda a skill issue my dude

A parent, Duh. What are you an orphan or something?