I am no longer under embargo. #AnimalFarm consequence.net/2026/04/anim...

An update to a now-classic meme from the early days of Bluesky's admitting new accounts without needing an invite code. The scene is a roller coaster car full of people (denoted by text "Bluesky's thin-skinned AI-simping admin team"), utterly-horrified at the sight of what's to their right as they pass by--a gaggle of furry icons (denoted by the text "Invite-only Bluesky users")

A little edit to this classic had to be done for the occasion

what if i fucking kill you

A medium-close portrait of John Waters sitting with his arms crossed in front of a floor-to-ceiling bookshelf. He wears a blazer featuring a vibrant green and white botanical leaf print, layered over a black turtleneck.

Wishing a very happy 80th birthday to the genius filth maestro himself, John Waters! 💋 🎞️ 💜🦩Which of his perverse cinematic pleasures will you be enjoying today? You can watch our edition of MULTIPLE MANIACS on the Criterion Channel alongside Waters’ fabulous episode of ADVENTURES IN MOVIEGOING!

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Happy Earth Day.

I found I often relate through stories but also find sometimes people find the reason confusing. So, I've begun stating what the connective tissue is after so many "What is your point?"s. Not sure if it's difficulty connecting context thing or more of a Darmok and Jalad thing.

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

One of the most frequent causes of Charlie Kirk related cancellation was accurately representing his views, or even quoting them verbatim.
She expressed grief about Kirk's murder, and the only hateful thing in the comments came from Kirk himself.

the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.

Hrothing boobily down the stairs?

Hahaha me too

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

And yet... that smile...

Updated the world for today

Yeah, it's that exact kind of thing that reeks of blue maga. These people don't open their yaps about the shit we're in.

I didn't think I'd ever retire the Allegiance Coat, but I tried on the Star Admiral Coat and BY THE TWELVE, I AM FABULOUS!

#ffxiv #gpose

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

I saw one with the last 3 Dem candidates slapping their knees at some Trump fuck up, and it's like... Do you really think these people give a shit? They're not you and your lib friends. They have more in common with their GOP peers than your ass. Empty, toothless AI hallucinated messaging.

I feel like most political cartoons are really not landing, but the AI slop ones are dogshit. You can tell from the images they're trained on the kind of art fascists prefer due to the imagery cooked up, but they also display the delusion that politicians aren't part of their own social class.

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

A chinchilla

A chinchilla peeking out of a cat tree while another leers at him while clinging to the wall of his cage

Creature

Creature plus gremlin

The most interesting thing about that fight to me is the two adds have an enrage, which I've only seen because of solo spell farming.

His mother has passed, he ALMOST owns his home, and his car just died and lost his job from it. He is so close to having mythical tier stability.

I don't have much, but I have a little bit of savings. I'll pledge to match every dollar donated this week up to $500. Every dollar and share counts.

A screenshot of my character Exirand (a male grey Lost Hrothgar) doing the battle stance emote as a Pictomancer in the third area of the dungeon « Matoya’s Relict » (it’s the area with the rainbow lava)

A screenshot of my character Exirand doing the battle victory pose as a Pictomancer in the third area of the dungeon « Matoya’s Relict »

A screenshot of my character Exirand performing a Pictomancer attack in the third area of the dungeon « Matoya’s Relict »

A screenshot of my character Exirand performing the Pictomancer limit break in the third area of the dungeon « Matoya’s Relict »

Exirand’s 2026 glams (21)
~Exirand~

(Pictomancer) 🎨🧙
Or a fitting name for this glam: « Pinktomancer » 🤣 So…aside from yellow and orange I almost have all rainbow colors on my magic dps jobs 👀🌈
#FFXIV #Hrothgar #FF14 #FFXIVScreenshots #ExirandFFXIV