I've seen this before, but only now does it strike me that it was probably the inspiration for the Brian Butterfield Private Detective sketch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Ka...

Keep Android Open Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.

Starting September 2026, Google will block any Android app whose developer hasn't registered and provided government ID. This affects all apps, not just Play Store apps. F-Droid calls it an "existential threat." @keepandroidopen.bsky.social #KeepAndroidOpen keepandroidopen.org

Parents criticise seasonal school jumper ban at Lutterworth school One pupil says she and many others had been placed in isolation for wearing jumpers.

My kids weren’t allowed to take a winter coat into school, so they walked to in regardless of rain, snow, sleet and hail in a blazer that stayed wet all day. All for the school's precious ‘Outstanding’ assessment.

Fuck Ofsted, sideways, unlubed and with barbed wire.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Archie newspaper strip dated January 31, 1973. Betty: People get more electric things than they need! Jughead: My uncle got ONE and only used it once! Betty: What was it? Jughead: The electric chair!

jesus christ jughead

it is devastating to notice how few benches there are in the world and how some benches have been replaced by weird "leaning" things. the world is incredibly cruel to disabled, elderly, poor, pregnant, tired, homeless, and all people. there should be benches fucking everywhere for everyone

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-FRITZI CALLS OUT TO NANCY FROM THE NEXT ROOM FRITZI: NANCY... YOU'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL, SO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY SUPPER TONIGHT P2- NANCY SITS DOWN ON A PIANO STOOL AND STARTS SPINNING RAPIDLY NANCY: NO SUPPER, EH ? P3- NANCY HAS SPUN ON THE PIANO STOOL SO RAPIDLY THAT SHE IS DIZZY NANCY: NOW I DON'T CARE --- I FEEL AWFUL NANCY IS SO DIZZY THAT THE ROOM APPEARS WOBBLY AND DISTORTED

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 23,1946.

a black and white typography edit that reads "my life is better with dykes in it." in all caps. above and below the text are swords. the image is textured to look photocopied.

another one for lesbian visibility week!

My OC August a mod lion with a big orange mane that comes down into a necktie and a blue and green suit that i sculpted to look like a mini papier maché marionette

Mini August marionette with his arms outstretched above his head

Making him real...

White men should be the loudest voices against this shit, because it very much makes y’all seem like some coddled little subpar bitches.

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

White people loving losers is exactly how we got this current administration.

Looking forward to August!

what if i fucking kill you

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

semi-chibi doodle of Dan running and Vittu standing on his back, weird psychic material readied as he poses to strike whatever they're running for with great amusement

Dan and Vittu are practicing dance moves, probably bachata. Dan is scowling while Vittu straddles Dan's leg with amusement. Dan scolds him. "Watch that leg. BUmp it 'n'--" "YEAH YEAH You'll pull my spine outta my ass. LOOSEN UP! Do you want to learn or not?" "I'M teachin' YOU!!"

Dan thinks Vittu is annoying as hell but still finds himself being dragged into things with him-- Or dragging him, at times. Sorry, man, you're friends now. You fucked up.

if you’re seeing this we have achieved world peace

well guys it’s finally time for me to unveil my masterpiece. i’ve been working on this image for years and have finally perfected it so that anyone who looks at it becomes a Good Person. this will save the world and bring about global peace. anyway here goes

Beth worked as a doctor for years until a transphobe turned up. Now, she's had to leave her job, leave her home, move to the other side of the world and is still being hounded and harassed by the media and cult.

She did nothing but exist as trans in the orbit of Sandie Peggie.

A screenshot of clearsky, showing that the bluesky staff member, who goes by Why, has subscribed to only one blocking list, one made by a known troll that searches for users that are against ai and add them to this moderation list. Why @why.bsky.team Blocking 310,708 total users via lists @antiantiai.bsky.social Anti "Anti-AI" Labeler 3 hours ago AI Haters Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

Lmao when a staff member subscribes to a block list made by a troll account and ends up blocking 310,700+ users, all because the majority of the users of bluesky hold the rational opinion that ai is total shit and shouldn't be used for any reason.
Ai is ruining the site, and the world.
Fuck ai.

Disney-Owned National Geographic Lays Off Last of Its Staff Writers The 19 remaining editorial staff were notified in April that the cuts were coming

Disney really is the worst. I had no idea they owned Nat-Geo! Of course they'd cut science and knowledge for that bottom line.

www.thewrap.com/national-geo...

I despise with the heat of a thousand suns the way I have to be suspicious of all art I see now while I investigate it's authenticity, because this couldn't be more diametrically opposed to the state of mind one should be in while taking in all art.

If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS AT A RESTAURANT, AND SHE IS LOOKING AT THE MENU NANCY: OH, DEAR... I CAN'T THINK WHAT TO ORDER P2- A WAITER OVERHEARS NANCY WAITER: MAY I SUGGEST SOMETHING? NANCY IS LOOKING CLOSELY AT THE EYES OF THE WAITER P3- NANCY: OH, YOU DO ALREADY P4- THE WAITER BRINGS NANCY HER ORDER WAITER: TWO FRIED EGGS COMING UP

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 22,1950

Happy 80th birthday John Waters! ⚡️

[📷: Rajendra Roy]

From September 2026, Google is pushing a forced, irreversible update that removes your ability to install software they haven't approved on a device you own, with no consent and no way to reverse it.

imagine sitting on a potential challenger to the current bloc of social media platforms people are on but dislike for various reasons and going "no, no I must burn through my userbase's goodwill as fast as possible because I'm too bitter that funny trans women are more popular than AI dweebs"

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.